Mello bit down thoughtfully on his fourth bar of cocoa heaven in an hour, running his tongue round his stained lips to make sure he hadn't missed any of the chocolatey goodness.

Matt fidgeted, eyes flicking back and forth between the Xbox and Mello, the Xbox and Mello, the Xbox and- oh, to hell with it.

"Mell?" He began tentatively.

"Hmm?"

"Have you ever considered eating something... well, healthier?"

Mello became ever so slightly more alert. Matt's danger radar bleeped warningly inside his head. "What's wrong with chocolate?"

"Nothing, nothing." The redhead backtracked hastily. "It's just… itcanrotyourteeth?"

There was an ominous pause. "My teeth," Mello said slowly, grinding his pearly whites, "Are fine."

"Yeah, sure." Matt acquiesced, turning his attention back to the screen and mumbling under his breath, "Gummy."

"Eh!?"

"Nothing."


LOL I literally wrote this in five minutes. I LOVE MATTY AND MELL SO GODDAMN MUCH. ;3; Oh, and this fic was inspired by a suggestion by flamingfoxxx (in a review of Priorities, my other Death Note mini-fic) ages ago. Thanks! :D

Reviews will be rewarded with a square of Mello's chocolate after I wrestle it off him.

~Featherz