My take on events a few years after Breaking Dawn, if lesbian acts bother you this is likely not your cup of tea, it won't be a smutfest but is rated M for a reason.

Mrs. Meyers characters are hers not mine.

Preface

NPOV

When I turned three I got my first visit from what my mother referred to as "My little monthly friend". I was horrified, but what was more interesting was my mother and father seemed terrified by what seemed a natural, if amazingly accelerated part of female physiological development.

My Jacob (whom I told everything) seemed both overjoyed and terrified by this. I knew all about "The Birds and the Bees", Grandfather had often said he would estimate my current level of education as equivalent to multiple PHD's.

I had in fact, read much more than Mother, though Father would nearly always point out Mother's strength of mind was largely her intuition. Of that I'd no doubt as she seemed to know what others were thinking as often as Father, who can literally read minds, did.

It was also around this time I began to notice some things. I'd developed the urge to see Jacob even more and I seemed to want to touch his skin all the time. I also noticed there was something going on in the Cullen household.

Mom and Aunt Alice had always been each others favorites and everyone knew that. It was just one of those things which were generally accepted. In truth I think Grandmother Esme found them to be really cute, of course she'd probably say that about everyone in the family she was so sweet, Aunt Rosalie loved Mother and me fiercely (particularly me) but it was a different kind of love, especially the way she treated Mother.

In truth there was no shortage of love in the Cullen household, everyone seemed to love everyone, though Aunt Rosalie seemed genuinely irritated by Father more often than not and utterly loathed my Jacob by all appearances. Only Leah seemed to be an outsider and as far as I could tell she truly disliked me.

But some subtle dynamic seemed to have changed. Aunt Alice and mother seemed to touch each other a lot more than they used to. They often took long hunting or even camping trips together. Why I was the only one who seemed to notice this mystified me. One day I'd overheard Uncle Jasper and Father in a rather heated and, to me, quizzical discussion.

"How long are we going to allow this twisted vampire version of Brokeback Mountain to go on Edward?"

"What do you propose we do about it Jasper? And honestly neither of us know ANYTHING is going on except they spend a lot of time together. It may be they always will. They've been incredibly close nearly from the moment they met. I can hear in your thoughts how much you love Alice and you can feel how I feel about Bella."

"Edward it just, feels, wrong."

"I spend a lot of time alone with you Jasper and even more time alone with Emmett, how would you feel if somewhere Alice and Bella were making the same sort of implications about us that you are them?"

Uncle Jasper snorted with disgust.

"I see your point Edward, I see your point."

I felt so confused I later asked my Jacob about. It. His reply had been nearly as confusing.

"You know how I told you certain things go on with the pack we all know about but never speak of Nessie?"

I'd nodded my agreement.

"This is one of those things."

BPOV

I was holding Alice close to me, kissing her playfully occasionally. The way she bit her bottom lip when we were like this, well I just melted inside, So incredibly sexy.

"I love when we hunt together Alice," I said smiling and looking into her beautiful honey clored eyes.

"Yet we get so little hunting done," She giggled, sounding like a peal of bells.

She suddenly darted forward and licked my nose, giggling even harder.

"Ewwwww," I playacted a bit of disgust, she was incredibly cute when she was playful and she knew it. She also knew I thought so. These days we really couldn't fool each other about such things.

"You don't want me to lick you anymore Bella?," She stuck her lower lip out and pouted. Alice's pout is so effective it really should considered a weapon of mass destruction. Want to stop an army? Why bother with messy bombs and and bullets and such, simply have Alice pout and ask them to stop. There's not a force on Earth that could resist that. Of course I might be slightly biased.

I looked at her beautiful eyes, her wild raven hair, her gorgeous and cute pixie features and was a bit overwhelmed by my good fortune in her caring for me.

"I want you to lick me forever Alice."

"Oh my Bella, my darling Bella."

"My beautiful pixie Alice, I know one of these days I'll wake up and realize these times alone are just a sweet, lovely dream, you are so very far out of my league."

"Saucy girl," She retorted, "Shut up and kiss me."

So I did.

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