"It's way too quiet" Aburame thought as he, Kiba, and Hinata continued to look for Tsundade's mystery intruders. Aburame began to shake his head at the sight of Kiba screaming at Hinata to focus on the mission as she shyly stared at Naruto, who was still unconscious from when Kiba hit him over the head for talking too much. Hinata was awakened from her daze by the soft sound of foot prints coming their way. Then out of the bushes came three of the ugliest guys either of them have ever seen. Immediately, Kiba and Aburame fainted, the ugliness too much for them to take. Hinata lasted longer than her teammates but knew that it was only a matter of time before she fell too. The three guys grew angry and insulted as they noticed Hinata's left eye beginning to twitch and the look of pure disgust on her puke green face. The guy in the middle, who was clearly the leader because he was the ugliest one of them all (if that's even possible), started to do a hand sign that she had never seen before. She fell to the ground and fainted before she could see what kind of jutsu it was.


Hinata woke up in her bedroom but she felt a little strange. She started to check around to see if anything was wrong. She rubbed her hand across her chest and thought "I know that I don't have the biggest breast around but I'm not this flat-chested." So she decided to go further down. When she reached her waist she let out a loud scream and yelled "OMG, I'm a guy!" She got up and ran toward the mirror, muttering to herself she said "Hey I look kinda HOT…….. I guess I'm gonna have to give myself a name….. How about Hota, that sounds good." She could feel the hormones kicking in so she (or I guess he now) decided to take a walk.

As he was passing the ramen shop she noticed Naruto finishing his third bowl of ramen. He hesitated for a moment and then walked in the ramen shop and sat next to him. Naruto just couldn't resist opening his big mouth. "So who are you and why haven't I seen you before?" he exclaimed with a big grin on his face." I've been around, Hota replied," You just saw me as a different person….." After a few minutes of awkward silence, Hota asked "So can I buy you can bowl of ramen or something?" "SURE!!!!" Naruto replied, still trying to figure out Hota earlier statement.

And the conversation went on as Hota imagined all the things he would like to do to Naruto (including tying him down to a bed and repeatedly raping him). She began planning out several different ways of getting them alone together. After about an hour of silently planning and trying not to look too obvious as she looked over his slender body, Hota invited Naruto to his house to "hang out."

As they got to Hota's house, Naruto sprawled out on the couch, while Hota looked around to make sure no one was home. Hota sat down next to Naruto on the couch. Naruto began to feel uneasy as Hota scooted (and yes I said scooted) closer and closer to him. Trying to break the awkward silence, he said the first thing that came to his head. "So what do you…………" before he could finish his sentence Hota kissed him softly on his lips. Naruto pulled back and watched him in a daze. Hota cupped his hand over Naruto's cheek and pulled him in to kiss him again. Naruto couldn't help but kiss back. Naruto wrapped his arms around Hota's waist and pulled him in closer. He kissed at Hota's neck and immediately found his spot. Hota let out a small and low moan. Naruto bite at his neck intrigued by his moans. Hota ripped off Naruto's shirt and started to kiss at his well toned six pack. Naruto's body began to tense and he tugged at the bottom of Hota's skin tight t-shirt. Hota took the hint and slowly peeled off his shirt. He gently pushed Naruto onto his back and climbed on top of him. He slowly moved his lips down Naruto's body and to his waist where he began to play with the button of his pants. He slowly unbuttoned Naruto's pants and began to slip them off when all of a sudden the door swings open and there was Sasuke staring at them from the doorway.