I don't own Criminal Minds. Some of the minecraft references might be familiar if you watch a specific youtuber, or play a certain minecraft hunger games.

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It was a quiet day for the BAU. No cases, no consults, even the paperwork was a little lacking.

So what does our favorite band of seven do when there is nothing to do?

Play Minecraft of course!


"Alright is everyone on?" Dr. Spencer Reid asked into his mic, taking a quick glace around before focusing back on his screen as his team-mate's voice filled his headset.

"All ready on my end" Came Emily Prentiss, her Minecraft skin that of cookie monster.

"Man, nice skin Em! All ready Pretty Boy" Derek Morgan cut in, his skin looking like a Creeper.

"Wow, Derek your skin suits you to a tee" JJ's voice came next, her avatar an angel.

"Hey! I resent that!" Derek gasped, mock hurt laced in his voice.

"Ready" Came the last three voices of Penelope Garcia, Aaron Hotchner, and David Rossi.

"LETS DO DIS!" And the Minecraft Hungar Games began!

Spencer was quick to his first chest, grabbing a chain chestplate, an apple, and a fishing rod.

"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF" He exclaimed as he ran from spawn.

Emily with her golden boots and JJ with her cake and wooden sword teamed up and left spawn, heading for the airfield.

David, sadly was assassinated by Aaron who found a bow and arrows and went for his first kill.

"DAMNIT!" Rossi raged, before heading home to go play outside with Mudgie.

"Whoa, did Rossi just die then ragequit?" Penelope questioned, getting all her loots from the bigboy house.

"That would be a yes, LOOK! I am BUTTERMAAAAN!" Spencer sang off-key as he was all armored up in golden armor, which indeed made his avatar look like a stick of butter.

"Wow man, never thought I'd hear something like THAT from you!" "Yeah? Bet you didn't see this coming either! HIIII-YAAA!" And down went Derek.

"What?! NAAAAOOOOO!" Derek raged, storming off like Rossi did to go and mope with Clooney.

Spencer cackled manically into his mic, gathering Derek's loots and continuing on armoring up in half iron, half golden armor.

"I am now half a stick of butter" The young doctor sadly announced, killing some random dude who had no loots or armor, or weapons.

"Jeez, he didn't have a chance, no loots, no armor, or weapons, its like he was asking to be killed." He sighed as he ate a golden apple to replenish his lost heath in his battle with Derek.

"May he rest in peace" Emily said.

"May you rest in peace as well" "Huh? OH MAI GOSH! REID YOU TOTAL ASSHAT!" Emily yelped as Spencer took her down from above.

"NOBODY CAN STOP ME!" Spencer proclaimed.

"Oh yeah? Step right up and meet nobody" Garcia said cool-y, brandishing a diamond sword and somehow a DIAMOND CHESTPLATE.

"Oh. Shit." Reid turned and ran the other way, but it was no use, as he was low on hunger, it didn't take long for Garcia to take down Reid and end the Hunger Games.

"DAMNIT ALL TO BLOODY HELL!" Reid stormed out of the office, heading home to watch action movies and eat chocolate ice cream all night.

And what happened to Aaron might you ask? Well...

"Okay I am seriously lost" Aaron growled before he was killed.

"Wait wha-?"

"Next time, don't skip out on your work" Strauss said before logging off and shutting down the computer systems down, forcing Garcia, Prentiss and Hotch to make their retreats.

"Newbs" Strauss sighed, shaking her head.

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