Hey all, I've decided to start a Puppyshipping drabbles series. They will vary in length, but I'll try my best to not make them too short. However, some ideas will lead to longer drabbles, and some work best with shorter drabbles. I'll try to update as regularly as possible, and of course, if you have any suggestions for drabble ideas, please tell me in a review or feel free to PM me!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!

"I got it! A theme song!"

Seto's fingers paused momentarily over the keyboard.

"…A theme song?" One smooth eyebrow was raised in response to Katsuya's sudden outburst.

Katsuya's head bobbed up and down excitedly. "Yup, you need a theme song!"

"…Why on earth would I need a theme song, puppy?"

"Because you're always walking everywhere with that cool, icy glare in your eyes and determination in your every step! Plus, your trench coat flaring out behind you gives you that dramatic flair. Thus, you need a theme song!" Katsuya answered, presenting his logic to Seto with a wide grin.

Seto gripped his trench coat protectively. "My trench coat is not for dramatic flair!"

"Your trench coat is like Zigfried's pink hair, Seto."

A growl erupted from Seto's throat. "Don't ever compare me to that annoying little sissy."

"Well, his pink hair is dramatic. Like your trench coat."

"At least my trench coat is practical."

"…How is wearing a heavy trench coat in the middle of summer considered practical?"

"There are communication and GPS devices in my trench coat. That makes it practical."

"…Why don't you just put those devices into your card locket?"

"…Whatever. I'm not going to walk around with a theme song."

"But Seto, think about how cool it would be! Just imagine this, it's a regular day on the street, but suddenly-this uber cool theme song starts playing, and out of nowhere the Seto Kaiba appears! You'll surely be even more famous than you already are!" With one arm outstretched, Katsuya suddenly had a dreamy look on his face.

"That's not even feasible, puppy. How on earth would I be able to carry something on my person that could play music loud enough for people to hear from across the street?"

"You run a multi-billion technology company, Seto. You can figure something out."

"A gaming company, puppy."

Katsuya threw up his hands. "So you're saying that KaibaCorp isn't #1 when it comes to technology?"

"Don't be ridiculous puppy, of course KaibaCorp is the best."

"Well then, you can figure something out."

"Katsuya, I don't have time to be concerned with stupid ideas like this."

"This isn't a stupid idea! Think of all the free publicity you'd be doing for KaibaCorp!"

"…How would walking around with a theme song advertise anything for KaibaCorp?"

"You could make it about you and KaibaCorp! Something like, KaibaCorp is the best, Seto Kaiba is the best, every other company can't compete, no one can do it like KaibaCorp does!"

"…That doesn't even sound good, puppy."

Katsuya glared at Seto. "I never said I was good at lyrics! But, think about it!"

Seto smirked. "I am thinking, puppy. At least more than you do."

"HEY!"

Chuckling, Seto pushed his chair back and walked over to the couch where Katsuya was lounging, leaning down and giving his puppy a swift kiss on the forehead. "Kidding, puppy. But you have the admit, the idea is absurd."

"Seto, why must you destroy my dreams!"

"Because I'm the practical one."

"You don't even need to do that much. Just leave it to me! I'll find the music, you deal with the technology!"

"Puppy…"

"Please, Seto?"

Without another word, Seto walked back to his desk and continued typing.

Katsuya pouted. "Seto, you're not paying attention to me!"

"Mhhm."

"Seto!"

"Mhhm."

"…Seto."

"Mhhm."

"Setoooo…"

"Mhhm."

"I guess this is a good time to tell you that I accidently broke your Blue Eyes White Dragon statue the other day."

"Mhhm-WHAT?!"