This is just another one of my stories. I came up with the idea of beyblade characters doing this. I watched kids react and teens react so i decided to make this story. Enjoy :).
Metal Fight Beyblade cast react to viral videos. This episode, Dumb ways to die.
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Masamune
"I love this song!"
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
Kyoya
"What the hell? Why are they smiling? They just died."
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Hikaru
"I don't get it..."
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Yu
"This is so cool!"
Gingka
"I've gotten my toast out with a fork once."
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old un-refrigerated pie
Madoka
"Ew! He just threw up!"
Kyoya
"That's gross, but funny."
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Tsubasa
"I've got this song on my Ipod."
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug-dealers brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Yu
"His head exploded."
Madoka
"They're so cute, but they're dying!"
Masamune
"This is one of my favourite songs!"
Use a clothes-dryer as a hiding place
Kyoya
"That's making me dizzy"
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Gingka
"Dumb ways to die!"
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Tsubasa
"Dance little dude!"
Kyoya
"He must be rich now."
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what's this red button do
Yu
"BOOM!"
Hikaru
"I knew he would explode."
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Madoka
"When is this song going to end?
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Gingka
"That's like the Hunger Games."
Hikaru
"Hunger Games moment."
Kyoya
"Just like the Hunger Games."
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Madoka
"Idiots."
Dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Be safe around trains.
A message from Metro.
Kyoya
"What. The. Fuck?"
Question time
Q- Did you know that this video was an advertisement from Metro?
Masamune
"Yes."
Kyoya
"No way!"
Hikaru
"No."
Yu
"I had no idea."
Gingka
"Nope."
Madoka
"Definitely not!"
Tsubasa
"Yeah."
Q- Do you think this will make people be safer around trains?
Kyoya
"No, people will be stupider.
Hikaru
"No, people will be idiots and make one of them doing that stuff."
Thanks for watching guys!
So there you go my first chapter, there will be more chapters coming soon.
