This is absolute nonsense. For HadesGhostGirl, I'm so sorry that I'm not sorry! What can I say? I just gotta Lovegood puns ;)
Draco walked into the flat he shared with Harry and dropped his keys in the bowl in the hall. It had irritated him to begin with, having to act like a muggle since they lived in the centre of England, but he learned to deal with it. Especially since he could irritate the hell out of the other man.
That's what he planned to do. He'd found a very interesting book the other day and thought he could take advantage of the knowledge he had come to obtain. Now it was just a matter of finding the other to execute his plan.
He walked into the kitchen and grabbed an apple from the counter. He took a bite and smiled when Harry walked in from the other room, looking as though he's just woken up.
"Ah, Justin time, Potter," he grinned.
"Malfoy," Harry said, yawning as he pushed past Draco to pour himself a glass of milk.
Draco rolled his eyes. "It Seamus to me that you just woke up."
"How observant of you."
With a slight frown Draco took another bite of his apple. "You're quite observant your self, Potter. Maybe if you Wood just pay a bit more attention."
"What are you talking about?" Harry's green eyes clouded with confusion.
"You just don't carrot all, do you?"
"What?"
"You have cat to be kitten me right meow."
Harry just blinked. "Draco?"
"Merlin's beard, Potter! Don't you realise? I'm being Sirius." He hoped that that would make the other realise what he was doing. It seemed to work.
Harry glanced at Draco suspiciously. "What are you doing?"
"Isn't it obvious? I thought that it was." He rolled his eyes. "Can't you sea?"
Harry squinted. "This isn't funny."
"Of course snot, it's very pun-ny." He rolled his eyes again. "Really, Potter. I might as well just Ron away."
Harry blinked, raising his wand. "Who are you and what did you do with my boyfriend?"
Draco laughed. "Go ahead and try to hex me, I'll just Crouch."
"Draco, this isn't funny."
Draco's eyes twinkle mischievously. There it was, he'd done it. "It snow joke, Harry." He grinned. "Don't get Crabbe-y. You haven't received the Maxime-um pun-nishment."
Harry flushed. "Draco, if I did something to make you angry, I'm sorry."
Draco shook his head and crossed the room to Harry, lowering the other's wand. "But I'm not angry Harry. I'm simply trying to annoy you." He captured Harry's lips in a chaste kiss. "And it seems to me that it worked quite Will." Harry rolled his eyes and Draco grinned. "Now that I've done that, I'm off to bed."
He was almost out of the room when Harry's voice stopped him. "Do you mind if I Slytherin?"
Draco grinned brightly. "I could never mind if it were you."
