Greetings Fanjas I'm here with my new story The Little Mistress. This tells the story about Debbie Kang and Theresa Fowler discovering a fake scandal between Norrisvile's champion and beautiful princess. Which all started with a lipstick mark so enjoy.
Running Gags: Whenever somebody pounds a hard surface, chocolate comes from above/Kittie treating the school as her own penthouse.
So this scandalous story starts out in the office of The N.H.G.T.T.W.D.P.C. Online Edition. It's been over a month since the media had exciting news so Debbie and Theresa had to compromise.
"Ugh, it been over a month since we had good news, we need something interesting, something extraordinary, something that will make the whole town jaw drop!"
Then came random thumping, but it was just The Ninjas with their mundane robot fights. Kittie used her ninja whip to put the giant robot down. Luckily Randy threw a Ninja Boom ball in its mouth which caused the robot to explode. From the impact from the explosion Kittie flew backwards towards Randy. He super jumped to catch her, but he was also caught up in the force. So the two ninja propelled into the library. Then we see Howard and Babi watching epic fail videos. Reacting to the victims despair.
"OOOH, right in the glutes!"
"CAN THEIR BE ANYTHING MORE PAINFUL THAN THAT".
Then suddenly the ninjas flew through bookshelf to bookshelf and out the hallway.
"So what else is on".
Finally the two ninjas fell into the boys bathroom. So then we find Randy and Kittie into an awkward position (Randy on top of her).
"Wow, that was some catch, you alright Kittie?"
"OOOOH Randy ya'll nasty!
"What?"
Then Randy realizes he's on top of her and immediately jumped off.
"Heh, Heh sorry...really need to work on that landing."
Then the two hear Theresa's voice from the outside.
"Ninjas? Are you two ok"?
"Ok, while Theresa checks up on us, I'll be brushing my hair".
Kittie changes out of her suit, and walks to the mirror. Then Theresa and Debbie walk in the bathroom.
"Dont worry female students I am ok, it's just me and the beautiful princess brushing her hair."
"Hey ninja, what's that on your cheek?"
"My cheek?"
It appears that there's a lipstick mark on the right side of his mask.
"Oh would you look at that, it's a weird kiss mark."
"A kiss mark huh? Hmmm, c'mon Theresa we got work to do."
As the girls leave, The Ninja is left confused.
"Ok that was weird."
"You think that's wierd, I'm brushing my hair in the boys bathroom".
So we cut back to the N.H.G.T.T.W.D.P.C with Debbie and Theresa talking about the kiss mark on Randy's cheek.
"Ok this is something we don't see everyday, The Ninja had a kiss on the cheek".
"Correct Theresa but who, who would reward the ninja with romantic effection."
"But wait, Dollianne was the only girl with him."
"And she had the exact same lipstick color as the mark, in fact Princess Dollianne is the ONLY citizen in Norrisville to wear Blueberry Yogurt colored lipstick."
"Debbie, you don't think Dollianne is...(both say) THE NINJA'S MISTRESS?!"
Next we cut to Howard, Randy, and Babi walking in the hallways.
"So were you able to get the lipstick off.
"Yeah but Debbie Kang looked a little suspicious when she looked at me."
"Doesn't that happen to anybody, no EVERYBODY".
"Eh, happens from time to time".
The three walk into the lobby and see Kittie in a bathrobe, on a stack of 9 mattresses eating a bowl of strawberries.
"KITTIE WHAT THE JUICE?!"
"Hey guys, you like my stack?!"
"Why on Honkin' earth are you wearing a bathrobe, HALF NAKED, ON NINE MATRESSES, EATING A BOWL OF STRAWBERRIES AND, did I just say half naked?"
"Really Cunningham, after what you said that's all you understood?"
"Boys apparently Kittie sometimes treats the school as a penthouse".
"That explains the massage person I found Howard's locker."
"That guy has magic hands".
"Kittie you can't just put on a robe, eat a bowl of strawberries and lounge on a stack of mattresses...without me taking photos!"
"(Gasp) RANDY, you purve!"
"Hey a ninja needs girl action from time to time."
"Says the person who doesn't have a girlfriend".
"I heard that Howard!"
To Be Continued
