Sherlock's Bike

Authors note: I have too much time, and not enough friends.

Sherlock and John were chasing a criminal who had stolen an elephant and was riding it away. Sherlock and John had a difficult time keeping up with the elephant because they were slow. Sherlock saw a child on a small yellow tricycle.

"Keep going. I'll catch up." Sherlock said to John.

John kept running after the elephant and the criminal but Sherlock stopped. As the kid on the tricycle rode by, Sherlock picked the kid up off the tricycle, and threw him through a shop window. Sherlock then got on the tricycle and rode after the elephant.

Although the new tricycle was an improvement in speed, it wasn't enough. Sherlock decided to take a detour, and went to a firework store. He attached tons of fireworks to his stolen tricycle and lit the fuse.

The rockets flew forward, pushing the bike with them. Sherlock flew past cars and people on his new rocket powered flying yellow tricycle. He saw the elephant, and john chasing the elephant a few blocks away. He was almost there, but the fireworks were about to explode!

Sherlock got closer, and closer, and then a little farther, but then closer again. Then he farted and the force pushed him a few yards above the elephant. He had only seconds until the fireworks would explode. He forced his tricycle down and it crashed into the criminal who was riding the stolen elephant.

Sherlock jumped off the tricycle and landed on the elephant. The Tricycle flew up, pushing the criminal with it, and then exploded high in the sky. Sherlock sat on the elephant and watched as his foe was burned 100 feet above him. Then he rode the elephant back home and kept it as a pet/mode of transportation. This was due to his new hatred of cabs. He hated cabs because they were either driven by evil old men who kill people with pills, or by moriarty who likes to taunt Sherlock. The end

PS john was jealous that Sherlock had an exotic pet so he got a camel and named him asshole.