Life is tough and people do weird things. Nothing wrong with that, it makes for good comedy and things to laugh at.
First Avatar: The Last Airbender fic, done in my favourite genre (absolutely stupid humour).
No flames, it just shows that you have low self esteem and you're jealous you didn't think of this idea first. Constructive criticism welcome and always heeded. Warm fuzzies much appreciated.
For Red Hawk K'sani, who got me into Avatar in the first place.
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Wish I did. Jealous I didn't think of it first.
Aang goes on strike
Uncle Iroh is a freak
Sokka is an addict
Dinghy gets a make-over
Aang, Katara and Sokka were running for their strange, slightly pathetic lives. Appa couldn't care less and Momo had turned into a peach and was rotting on the side of the road.
They were running from the evil Fire Nation, coz they didn't wanna get caught, hence the running.
The big, giant, deadly, dangerous Fire Nation dinghy was gaining on them, as Zuko and Uncle Iroh had attached an air cushion and rocket powered boosters to the dinghy because they wanted to make a hovercraft.
"I have you now, Avatar!" yelled Uncle Iroh, and maniacally laughed.
Zuko looked at his suddenly psychotic uncle.
"What?" asked Uncle Iroh. "You enjoyed doing that so much that I wanted to see what I was missing."
Zuko blinked in disbelief.
"Hey! Do that again!" Uncle Iroh demanded.
"Do what?" asked Zuko.
"That thing you did with your eye!"
"What thing with my eye?"
"You made your freaky eye twitch and it looked cool. Do it again!"
"Uncle, that was me blinking."
"You're boring!" Uncle Iroh pouted.
"Eject! Abort! DISENGAGE!" screamed a random guard-type guy.
The dinghy turned hovercraft was just about to crash into the trio of Aang, Katara and Sokka. Zuko pressed the big red button. Immediately, the dinghy/hovercraft imploded in on itself and the mob of pyromaniacs slid to a relatively safe stop in front of Aang and such.
Uncle Iroh jumped up and pointed a finger at Aang. "Surrender, Avatar! We have you surrounded!"
"I swear! He's gone mad! Stark raving mad, he has!" cried Zuko in dispair at his uncle's lost sanity.
"You'll never get your hands on Aang! Right, Sokka?" Katara looked over at her brother.
"What she said!" yelled Sokka with a frozen frog in his mouth, as he had become addicted.
"Then we'll burn you, coz we're Firebenders and that's what we do!" screamed Uncle Iroh.
"The I'll put the fire out, coz I'm a Waterbender and that's what I do!" retarded – I mean – retorted Katara.
"I'll get Prince Zuko to seduce you, and while you are off having your short lived teenaged romance I shall capture the Avatar, and you will be none the wiser!" Uncle Iroh laughed again.
"No." finally said Aang. " You're not going to capture me."
Silence.
"I'm going on strike!"
A series of gasps followed the shocking announcement.
Zuko leaned towards Sokka. "Can he do that?"
