Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, unfortunately. Imagine the world if I did.







The Night Star Fox Went Crazy



Up in the mountains

Scales was makin' toys

For the good sharpclaw girls

and the good sharpclaw boys



When Some foxes busted in

and scared em' halve to death

had rifles in their hands,

cheap whisky on their breaths,



from their ears to their boots

they were covered with ammo,

like short, furry and drunken

spacemen-type Rambo's



And one smiled as she said

with a twinkle in her eye

"Good day to you all,

Now your all gonna die!"



The night Star Fox went crazy

the night the team went insane

realized they'd goten the wrong deal

somethin' finally must have snapped in their brains



The palace is gone now, they decided to bomb it

everywhere you'll find spirits,

like lumpy and Ronit



They tied up the lightfoots,

held the showhorns hostage,

And Fox ground poor tricky into

Dinosaur sausage!



Falco got their ruler,

with an old German Luger

Krystal Cut up Shabunga

just like Freddy Krouger

Peppy picked up a flamethrower

and he barbequed Slippy

took a big bite and said it tasted icky!



The Night Star Fox went crazy

the night they all went nuts,

now you can't hardly walk 'round the planet

without steppin' in sharpclaw guts



the army came to play

they were scared at what they saw

the hated the planet anyway

so Gen. Pepper helped out with a Chainsaw



the night Star Fox went crazy

they night the mercenaries flipped

broke their back for a little money

sounds to me like they were kinda gettin' jipped



The Night Star Fox went Crazy

the night Fox got laid

Went back and did Krystal

No wonder they got back late.