How WWE Should Book
Hi guys, I had this weird idea that I wanted to write about, before I forgot about it. It's based on my favorite wrestling YouTube channel WhatCulture Wrestling's "How WWE Should/Should've booked" segment. The idea centers around the Uso's turning heel, Naomi, and Finn Balor's eventual return to the WWE. I know that they aren't on the same brands…so we will call this a booking fantasy.
Chapter 1
WWE Backlash 9/11/2016-Women's Championship 6 pack challenge
Naomi waited nervously in the gorilla position for her music to hit. Tonight was the night. She might actually get a championship as a member of the main roster. Sure she had won and retained the FCW Divas championship 6 years ago…but that was SIX years ago. Since then, no matter how athletic and reliable she had been she hadn't had the opportunity to win another belt. Hell she even joined the cast of Total Divas because she thought it would give her a shot. She got a shot alright, right in her damn eye. She also lost her title shot in the process. She still never let them see her sweat, even if it irritated the hell out of her. But now with little to no opportunities were starting to eat away at her confidence.
She had to win tonight-she couldn't not win there was no other option.
Well there was, but she had let that part of herself go with Sasha and Tamina. She thought that being a member of Team Bad, would help her get a title shot. But apparently the company was so desperate to wipe out Aj's memory; they let Nicki Bella hold it just for the hell of it. Despite the fact that Naomi and a few other women could have really used the opportunity. Fucking politics.
No. She couldn't win the dirty way. A clean victory and beautiful new belt would do the trick. Not matter what Jimmy and Jey thought. She thought about her husband and his brother, and felt a headache forming. She didn't know what the hell was wrong with them. They could've ended Chad Gable's career, and when she went off on them-they laughed. Those fuckers laughed at her like losing their damn minds was the funniest damn thing in the world. Sure she understood the anger at not receiving the recognition you know you deserve, but they took that shit way too far. The argument got so nasty she walked away and hadn't seen either twin since the Smackdown taping, even going so far as to block their numbers so they couldn't call her.
She was still thinking about her husband and his asinine twin when her music hit. She put on her game face, and let the music takeover.
The match so far had been going even for everyone. Naomi had just got in a leg drop on Bliss when she felt a kick to the back of her head. The force of Nattie's kick made her see bright spots. Then she was pushed back and heard the referee's hand hit the mat. With everything in her, she kicked out of the pin. Someone grabbed her hair and was pulling her up. She finally got some of bearings when she saw Carmella join Natalya to commence in a double team. Naomi did the only thing she could think of when she felt them push her into the ropes, she clotheslined both women with everything she had. After that the match was a bit of a blur as her head continued to swim. Carmella had been the first woman to be eliminated. Next was Nikki who had tapped out to a sharpshooter. Natalya made the mistake of thinking her buddies were-well actual buddies and not opponents and got eliminated by a big Twisted Bliss. Now it was down to Herself, Alexa Bliss, and Becky. Becky and Naomi worked together to takeout Bliss, with the help of a nasty arm-bar/half-nelson Bliss was carried back to the trainer's office holding both arms in pain.
Now it was down to her and Becky, who both deserved the Women's title in their own right. This meant that the match would come down to which woman wanted the title more. Naomi put everything she had into their fight, but Beck kept kicking out. She had knocked Becky down with a swift kick to face, but knew it wasn't enough to keep her down. So she had to pull out something she had never done before, she had been shown the move once and seen the person do it a thousand times. As Lynch got back on her feet, Naomi went for the Pele Kick and it stuck. As much as she wanted to cheer for herself, she had no time and hurried to cover Becky.
THAT kick-out almost made her regret not playing dirty and just stealing the damn win. Banging the mat won't help her win, but at the moment it was helping not lose her mind. She had to get it together fast, because she wasn't going to win down here having a tantrum. So she got up and continued to fight; until she found herself in a Dis-arm-her that made her wish somebody would just cut her damn arm off from the pain. But she wouldn't tap out. There was no way she would; she'd rather pass out. She was concentrating on getting to the ropes and not tapping, so she didn't hear the kick up in noise, nor did she see the shenanigans going on around her. Her arm was in such agony that she didn't even realize Becky let it go. It was only when she felt herself being placed on top of something, did she realize that someone had interfered. As the ref hit the mat for the third time, she couldn't even push herself to stand. It didn't matter because she was holstered upon someone. The boos were deafening, and as she looked down and saw Jimmy, Jey, and Tamina and she only had one thought.
What the Fuck just happened!
