For his mansion, not a house but a crypt
Ever since his brain got kinda chipped
If "impotence" weren't enough, he
Fell in love with a slayer named Buffy
Let's go up!
First he's lookin' after her sister
The second vamp who couldn't resist her
Then he's finding ways to assist her
And when she died he found that he missed her
Got a soul at great personal cost
If you fight with me
Just do right by me
And the world you swore to defend…
Say goodbye to the vamps you stake
Say goodbye to the spells you make
Say goodbye to the hearts you break
And the Hellmouth that we closed
She has a pun for every melee
Knocks 'em flat with her repartee
(Though the punches probably help)
She's a hero, and her friends agree
If you say, "Spike, I love you"
I'll see your apocalypse through
Sorry for being so mean
To try and kill you
When you were 17
If you fight with me
Just do right by me
And the world you swore to defend…
Say goodbye to the vamps you stake
Say goodbye to the spells you make
Say goodbye the hearts you break
And the Hellmouth that we closed
So say goodbye to the guy you knew
Say goodbye to the beasts you slew
(I'll say goodbye to Dru)
And the Hellmouth that we closed
So say goodbye to being alone
Say goodbye to being tear-prone
Say goodbye to the nightmare zone
Of the Hellmouth that we closed
Say goodbye to a lovesick git
Walk away from a sunken pit
I once said it wouldn't hurt a bit
The Hellmouth that we closed
To the last of the show
To the world you know
Say goodbye to the men you make
And the Hellmouth that we closed
