Disclaimer: I don't own any of the FullmetalAlchemist characters. But i do own Katt, Jordan, Taylor, Angel, Maureen, Kyle, Lance.
Warnings: i don't think theres any! Maybe just the swearing.
Jordan's POV
Morning. Wonderful. I've never been too fond of them.
A loud screeching noise was sounded through the room.
Well...there's one reason!
My hand shot out the mountain of blankets.
Crash!
As soon as the blasted alarm clock was in pieces by the wall on the opposite side of the room, i pushed my now cold hand back under my pillows.
Hum...I think 2:00 would be a wonderful time to get up.
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
My eyes almost popped out of their sockets...shit...not her not now!!!...wait how the hell did she get my cell #?
Grabbing the thing(cell) that I would rather not throw at the wall, I answered.
"wwwwwwwwwwwhaaaaaat?!"
"...wellllll you sound awake"
"Be gone you evil being-"
"I wouldn't be saying anything... you blasted vampire!"
"Shut...UP...and i mean it Katt."
"..."
"Anyways who gave you the right to wake me up this early!"
"J it's 1!"
"...so what..."
"...maybe you need to get up and not sleep any more???"
"...i'm hanging up now...bye"
I stared at the cell in my hand, maybe it would be better if i did throw it at the wall...
Sighing I finally decided to throw off the warm covers and practically ran for the shower.
After many tries down the stairs, I finally managed not to kill myself. God stupid house.Yes yes I blame you, you stinking house.
Hum...coffee sounds good right now...
I walked into the surprisingly small kitchen.
Grabbing my mug, i stared at the coffee machine for a while. It took me a long time to finally stop trying to go back to sleep and drink my coffee already.
That's when I finally noticed a gray fur ball on the table.
Am I still sleeping or is it just me?
But then when have I had a cat?
I decided not to touch it. I hoped it would magically disappear...but since when had the world been so caring to me?
It moved...Crap I think it's awake.
Maybe I should...no, no I don't need that happening.
I was staring into my coffee when I noticed fury little paws on my arm. I glanced away from the creepy looking Halloween mug to greet a sharp clawed paw in the face.
blink blink
Did-Did-Did that cat just scratch me? I looked down at the big blue eyes. I don't think they were suppose be that big but they fitted into the grayish colored fur.
It rubbed its head along my arm...it was really creeping me out now...
"FUCK!!!"
I stared at it...it did not just...what the hell just happened...?
It looked at me innocently. A big grin plastered on its face.
...I think it's trying to kill me!
Illusion: Yeey! i have finally liked what i have written down for this fanfic!!
Kimblee: ...
Illusion: -Glares-
Kimblee: I'm going I'm going!
Anyways cliffhanger...! Yey...it may take me a bit to post the next chapter up...but i will try. God now i just think it's crapy...i'm sry it's short i'll try and make it longer.
R&R plzzzzzzzzzz
