A/N: I love Naruto,
but I don't own him or the other characters! I wish! I am totally
making Naruto and Hinata out of character, but Artistic License! I
decided to start this even though I am not done with A
Slytherin Vampire because I didn't want to loose my
inspiration! I get all my inspiration while I try to go to sleep and
have lost a lot of good ideas by not writing them down. I hope
people will read this and review! I totally took out a lot of junk from this! I also added some things, I should not have put it up last night!
Normal type is well….normal story
Italic is Naruto's thoughts
Bold Italic are the Kyuubi's thoughts (Kitsune is his first name!)
Italic in "is Hinata's thoughts"
Bold is Author or Beta notes A/N: and B/N:
Naruto sighed as he left his tiny house.
Why did everyone have to be so clueless? Even one Konoha ninja that was smart enough to be a challenge would be nice! Not to mention a kunoichi. He was so over Sakura! He thought she would have become more attractive not less.
Should have played with the girls more! Been a little more persuasive and smooth, not a loud jerk! You with a girl is soooo boring, nothing good ever happens! You had all those good ideas from Jairya-Sama too.
Stupid Kitsune! Go be a pervert in someone else's head! How about Jairya? You could have a conversation with the demon toad boss!
He does have a lot more fun in Jairya's head! If I did that then you would loose my chakra.
Yeah,
but not my own demon powers! Lucky me, I am officially part of the
clan, and with more tails than you! Ten is better than nine!
Stupid
kit! Don't get cocky yet! You may have all that power, but you
can't use all of it yet! If I left you would kill anyone in sight
when angry! Remember what you did to Jairya? He said that he almost died and you only let out four of your tails. Plus Kakashi had to use a seal on you with only two tails.
Whatever, I need rest after this mission! But I don't get any because of what Sakura learned! And that insulting, girly Sai!
Sai might provide you with entertainment, if not a challenge.
He does seem to have a mind, as evidenced by the skill he showed during our encounter with Sasuke! The idiot is here in Konoha! Sasuke thinks he has a better chance of killing Itachi here! A/N: Lol I just found out Itachi means Skunk or Weasal! Wahahahahaha! So happy!
He probably does. The Ichibi is a potential problem too.
Gaara's loss of the demon raccoon clan boss was bad. He hadn't managed to talk to him yet. Fortunate for him,considering that demons tend not to shut up, but not for us! The more Jinchuuriki that join the demon clans the sooner Akatsuki is beaten!
By the way, I have confirmed Sasuke's non-demon snake clan status. Orochimaru and the snake demon boss haven't succeeded, or they haven't bothered
Finally, good news!
"Itai!" yelled Naruto as he fell on something soft.
Naruto stared at Hinata, who he was now laying on top of. Her coat was open and Naruto realized that her ninja outfit, without the coat, showed cleavage in that position.
A lot of cleavage! Not to mention the fact that her lips were a perfect, soft, slightly open pink! Really inviting and well bad idea, but!
SO GOOD IDEA!
"Mmmmf!"
A very startled, but happy Hinata opened her mouth "Woops!!!!!! Flip, Naruto is a good kisser! Must have learned something following Jairya-Sama around."
Naruto grinned as he pulled back from Hinata's mouth and got off of her. He helped her up, apologizing. " Gomen na, Hina-Chan!"
Hinata blushed, thinking, "Hina-Chan? I like it, but why now? And what is up with the kiss and the politeness? Did Naruto change? Or maybe he has that alternate personality thingymajig like Sakura? Ino said it was crazy."
Naruto flipped Hinata's MP3 player off the ground, the reason for her not noticing Naruto (Naruto didn't notice Hinata because of his conversation with the Kyubbi!). He was surprised to hear the lyrics:
Pain! Without love!
Pain! Can't get enough!
Pain! Like it rough!! Cuz I'd rather feel pain than nothing at aaaaaaaall!
Nani? Three Days Grace? I have obviously missed more than..
Her awesome…
Not another word pervert! She is pretty, enough said! Emo music? Naruto flipped through to some more songs. Animal I have become, by Three Days Grace. Loser, by Three Doors Down. AFI, Hinder, Goo Goo Dolls, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and Green Day? His favorite bands and songs all on a black MP3 player, with purple spider-webs.
B/N: Dummy you forgot 30 seconds to Mars!! And Linkin Park and Angels and Airwaves, New Found Glory, The Killers!! And Der!!! My Chemical Romance!!!!!!!! A/N: Gomen Nasai!!!! I feel stupid now, again………
"Wow Hina-Chan I didn't know you liked the same bands as me!"
"The same bands? Naruto-Kun listens to the Goo Goo Dolls and Green Day?"
" I definitely do, Hina-Chan! Want to go to Ichiraku Ramen with me and discuss music?"
"Hai…….. Nani? I said that out loud?! And now I am going to have a date? With Naruto-Kun?!!!!"
A/N" If your wondering Hinata talks like me in her thoughts! LOL I do talk weird, and Naruto IS SUPPOSED TO sound intelligent. I do try! My little Sis is going to Beta this for me so get ready for weird comments! She is a tomboy version of me ;) Review Please! I can't live without reviewers!
Translations: Kunoichi female ninja,
-Sama term of respect,
Kitsune Fox,
Ichibi one-tailed,
Jinchuuriki ninja with demons sealed in them,
Akatsuki Dawn,
Itai Ouch,
Gomen na or Gomen nasai I'm sorry,
-Chan way to say someone is a feminine friend,
Nani What?!,
Kyuubi nine tailed, the demon sealed in Naruto!
-kun way to say someone is a masculine friend,
Ichiraku Ramen Naruto's favorite place to eat noodles,
Hai Yes sir!
