DISCLAIMER: I do not own Kids Next door, or any of the characters except Janey and anything listed here: Mr. Lawton. I also do not own any of the candy types mentioned in here.

Leia: What a fantabulous idea I just thunk of! (Yes, I meant thunk)

Janey: this sounds oh-so-promising...

Leia: be quiet! Anywhat, this is my next fine and dandy fanfic about these crazy kids in sector V. (of course, my previous couples: 1/6, 2/5, and 3/4) FYI: lollipop big, flat, swirly, pretty ones with lots of colors and flavors, not like the dum-dum ones, or tootsie pops.

Random awaiting fans: ON WITH IT ALREADY!!!

KIDS NEXT DOOR Operation: D.R.E.A.M.S.

Dozing

Reality

Events

Amaze

Membuhs

Sinisterly

On Halloween night, the Operatives 1-6 of Sector V were approaching the last house they were going to trick-or-treat at before returning to the treehouse.

Nigel was dressed as an astronaut, followed by Janey as a pirate girl who kept randomly spouting nonsense, while he just answered in 1-word responses. Wallabee was a pro wrestler (a little skinny, though) who walked uncomfortably next to Kuki the forever-talking operative who had become a fairy-princess. In a robot costume, Hoagie was trading candy with Abby, who had donned track-clothes and a medal to be an Olympic athlete.

The house had all sorts of eerie lights in sinister-looking jack-o-lanterns that cast a weak, flickering light on the group. They were not scared at all, though, because each had a 2x4 weapon concealed in their candy bags, and nobody was actually worried about silly little pumpkins.

What the chattering six kids didn't notice, was a man sneaking around the back of the house into the back door, and a muffled crash from inside the suburban home.

"On three, you guys." Nigel said, as if shouting 'Trick-or-treat!' is a task needing great organization. Nevertheless, he started counting, "one...two-"

"DING DONG!" Janey exclaimed. She had eaten a whole (king-size) candy bar and about 10 jawbreakers on their route around the neighborhood, and wasn't about to be quiet about it.

They all gave her an odd look, but she continued to smile widely. They proceeded to scream 'trick-or-treat' at the door, waiting impatiently for the candy-bearing soul who would open the door.

"Children! What spectacular costumes!" said their neighbor (neighbor of the treehouse), Mr. Lawton.

He proceeded to drop a bright yellow lollipop on each of the already near-to-bursting pillowcases full of multicolor candies and silver-foil chocolates.

"Thanks Mistuh L!" Kuki chirped happily.

"No trouble, no trouble at all!" Mr. Lawton said, waving at the kids as they scampered back across to their driveway. "No trouble but yours!" Father cackled, as he morphed back into his usual blackened self, and from inside, 5 children's voices were added in a monotone giggle. Their part in the plan was complete, now they just had to wait.

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Janey had flopped upside-down in an armchair, and was giggling profusely as she licked her giant sucker. With the sugar-filled yellow lollipops in their mouth, Wally and Kuki were predictably playing a fighting game and (of course) Kuki was winning. Numbuhs 1, 2 and 5 were sitting on a sofa, watching the fighters go, and chomping away on their candy as well, starting from the top.

By around 10:00, Janey had given up on giggling, and confined herself into creating illusions with her fingers to amaze herself. She still held the remainder of her once-large lollipop in her mouth.

Meanwhile, the first pair of gamers had called a truce, and they were now letting Numbuh 2 race Numbuh 5 in a go-kart game. Nigel had begun organizing his candy, the way only Nigel could.

"Whatcha doin'?" Janey called as she flipped off the recliner and over towards the leader, accidentally scattering his pile of 'S' candies. (Snickers, Skittles, Sweetarts, etc.)

With a disgruntled growl, he gathered them up again, while she criss-crossed her legs and leaned back, supporting herself with her arms.

"Why do you bother? You're just gonna dump it in a bowl and eat it later." She said, sticking her tongue out at him as if to say 'get real!'.

"Because, Its..." he began, but at that moment Nigel Uno passed out, falling backwards onto his still partially-full candy bag. One by one, the rest fell asleep in numerical order, finally ending when Numbuh 6 theatrically stretched her arms, and lay down on the hard, wooden floor and instantly slept.

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Leia: dun dun DUUUUUUUUN! What a weird way to end a chapter (not) (or maybe it is) (I don't know)

Hoagie: well, obviously.

Leia: obviously what?

Hoagie: uhhhh... obviously you don't know anything?

Leia: that's all I have time for, folks! The next chapter will be up as soon as I can get it!

(Screen goes blank and S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. snap is heard)