I know I said I was just going to focus on 'Pirates of Los Angeles', but this idea popped into my head shortly after posting the second chapter to 'Helping Hands', so here we are.
This is AU for both 'VicTORious' and 'Bayonetta', but more the latter because I'm not familiar with the game series. I've only played a bit of 'Bayonetta 2', so expect Bayonetta to be out of character.
Thanks to Xlemtenc for helping me figure out the bad guy for this. My only hints about who it is that he is someone I haven't used before, he was seen in only one episode and only for a few minutes all together, and he's related to a favorite character to the characters of the show. It's going to be a two-shot, three if I can think of a decent epilogue to wrap it up.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'VicTORious' or 'Bayonetta', or any characters.
No POV
West Household
"What's your hurry?" A woman a few inches taller than Jade, with long black hair in a ponytail, her body similar to the younger girl with a slightly larger chest, asks Jade with her accent thick.
"Tori's coming over soon, and I want to make her pay." The Goth tells the older woman, putting a black lace material over her lamp.
"Pay? For what?" The older woman asks, leaning against her doorframe with a smirk, watching Jade make her room ready for some company.
"She's been teasing me all month, so I'm going to teach her a lesson. She can tease me all she wants, but she can't leave me wet without expecting me to handle it." Jade says simply, her relationship with the other woman strong, seeing as she can talk about her sex life and neither of them caring. Not that Jade would anyway.
"Should I break out my noise cancelling headphones, or would leaving be a better option?" The taller of the two asks, clicking her tongue when Jade grabs a sex toy from her bedside shelf. "Don't use a toy. It's so much better to use your tongue, fingers, and the rest of your body." She says, grabbing the toy from Jade and placing it back on the shelf.
"Maybe try leaving. I tend to make her scream for teasing me, then leaving wet when her sister called her." Jade says with a smirk as she grabs the scented candles Tori likes so much.
"My daughter, ladies and gentleman." The older woman says with a smirk as she turns to leave. "Oh, and Beck stopped by my work earlier today. Any reason why?" She asks, turning to face Jade.
"Depends on what he wanted." Jade asks, her break up with Beck still a sore subject after so long, and her going out with Tori made things worse in Beck's eyes.
"Asked if you and Tori were still together." The older woman says, rolling her eyes. "Interesting how he was trying to convince me to get you to take him back, yet he couldn't stop staring at my tits." She says, chuckling as she heads away. "Clean up any messes she makes!" She calls out, going into her room.
"No promises!" Jade calls back, grabbing a bottle of massage oil, considering the bottle of lube beside it. "Next time." She says with a smirk, closing the drawer.
Two hours later, Tori and Jade lie on the West's living room couch, covered by only a thin layer of sweat from their activities since Tori's arrival. "Remind me not to tease you so much. I can't move." Tori pants, her head resting on Jade's left breast.
"Why?" Jade asks, eyes closed.
"I think I'd like to be able to move after we're done, in case your mom catches us." Tori says, her eyes closing as she lets herself relax.
"Again. Besides, she doesn't mind. After all the times I've caught her with her multitude of lovers, both male and female, she owes me a few hundred." Jade says, her body relaxing. "That reminds me. I think my mom wants to seduce your mom. So don't be surprised if you catch them, maybe in a threesome with your dad, some time soon." She says, falling into a relaxed rest as Tori's eyes bolt open, releasing an 'Eww' at the thought.
One Month Later
Day Before Jade's Eighteenth Birthday
Walking into Hollywood Arts, Jade ignores her friends as she heads for her locker, opening it as she barely hears the people around her talking about nonsense.
"So, I heard that Sikowitz's nephew asked you out?" Jade hears Andre ask nervously. Looking over at his locker, she sees the dark-skinned musician talking to Tori.
"How'd you hear that?" Tori asks, leaning against a locker beside Andre's, not seeing Jade slamming her locker and heading towards the best friends.
"Sikowitz gave me a heads up in case Jade found out and tried to kill him." Andre says, seeing Jade out of the corner of his eye. "Oh, crap." He says, eyes widening as he spots Jade stop beside them.
"Who asked you out and why is Sikowitz getting involved?" Jade asks her girlfriend, ignoring Andre.
"Sikowitz's nephew, Jason. He saw me and Trina at Nozu last night when Trina dragged me out of the house. I told him I was dating you, Trina rolled her eyes, he didn't believe me." Tori answers, hugging her Gothic girlfriend. "Relax. I left soon after, called Andre from the hallway by the door, and he gave me a ride home."
"I had no knowledge until Sikowitz told me earlier this morning while I was helping with the music for his next play." Andre answers quickly, raising his arms up in defense. "She just told me Trina was bugging her and she wanted to leave." He adds, not looking at the offended look from Tori.
"And how did Sikowitz find out?" Jade asks, glaring at the musician.
"Jason told him, lied that Tori accepted and they had a date this Friday." Andre answers, earning an angry look from Jade and a 'what the?' look from Tori.
"And Sikowitz knew he was lying? What did Sikowitz say after the lie?" Jade asks, her anger starting to get the better of her, pulling herself free of Tori's grasp.
"I don't know. I left to find Tori before I could find out. I swear, I'm innocent." Andre says, jogging down the hall away from the angry Goth.
"Don't kill Sikowitz or his nephew. My dad said he won't help make it look like a suicide or anything." Tori says, stopping Jade from heading for Sikowitz's classroom.
"I'm not going to kill anyone." Jade says, pecking Tori on the lips. "I make no promises about torture." She says quietly as she heads for Sikowitz's class.
"Wait. What?" Tori asks, following Jade. "No torture either." She says, following Jade.
That's it for part one. I'm working on the next chapter to 'Pirates of Los Angeles', so I'll try to post the next chapter of that with the next chapter of this.
I know I didn't say who Jade's mother was, I tried to keep that vague, but considering it's a crossover, I'm sure you guys can figure out who her mother is in this.
Thank you for reading. Hope you review.
Blessed Be.
