animedeprived: This is the song that never ends! It just goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends! It just goes on and on my friends Some people- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-MMMPHH!

Kaiba: jumps out of tv and puts a large pink pillowcase over animedeprived's head. 'Shut up! I can hear your horrible singing from inside the tv! And I can't stand that song! Yugi sang it for five hours yesterday during our recording session! animedeprived does not own Yu-Gi-Oh.'

animedeprived: notices pink pillowcase. 'Hey, is this yours?

Kaiba: 'Umm...No, of course not' hides pillowcase (with animedeprived's head still in it) behind his back.

Marik on speed boat, heading to Battle City:

"There is one more task I must complete before entering Battle City." Marik pulls out a HUGE brown bottle filled with a rank smelling liquid. "I have to drink this bottle full of beer mixed with whiskey, rum, gin, vodka, and cognac, which is also laced with PCP, LCD, ecstasy, cocaine, and marijuana. I call it the Drink of the Pharoh!" Marik chugs the entire bottle, then tosses it overboard. The last few drops mix with ocean water and every fish within twenty feet immediately goes belly up.

"Yes!" Marik yells, staggering around the boat. "Who's the new Pharoh? That's right. I'm the new Pharoh. Yes, I am!"

"Um, Master Marik, sir, are you all right?" One of the rare hunters asks.

Marik shoves the rare hunter at the wheel aside, saying, "Move over, it's my turn." He gives the wheel a spin, clapping his hands. "Come on, lucky seven!"

In Marik's mind, the wheel slows down and lands on number nine.

"Sir, I don't know if you should- sir? Battle City is the other way!!! SIR!!!"

"Come on, lucky seven!" Marik says, giving the wheel another spin. Once again, in his imagination, it lands on a number. This time, it's thirteen.

"NO!" Marik yells, pulling out his Millenium Rod and smashing the wheel. "You stupid game!"

"Master Marik, please stop! You're destroying our only method of steering! Master Marik!"

Suddenly, Marik stops and looks up. Over the horizon is a beautiful rainbow.

"OOOOOoooooooooo!" Marik squeals. "PRETTY COLORS!!!!"

He dives over the side and swims for the rainbow, still yelling.

In Battle City, Yami and Yugi are in the middle of talking.

"Wait, Yugi," Yami says. "I feel an evil presence approaching!" He vanishes into the Millenium Puzzle.

Yugi waits...and waits...and waits.

After an hour, the director shouts, "CUT!" Yami reappears.

"Shouldn't the guy from Marik be here by now?" Yami asks.

"He's late!" Yugi agrees. "Where is he?"

"Yeah, well, about that. It seems that Marik has become intoxicated...again, and has swum off into the ocean after a rainbow. We don't suspect he'll be coming back, so until we find him or think of a new plot, the show is canceled."

Yami snorts. "A RAINBOW!? MARIK? I knew this guy was thick, but, man, that's dumb."

"So, that's all we can do for right now." The director continues. "We'll call you guys when filming can resume." He wanders off, mumbling, "I guess we can always show the Duelist Kingdom episodes again."