"So…. Where did that demon go?" Cordelia chase looked at Angel and sighed. You never said ANYTHING about disappearing.

"Cordy…." Angel sighed and looked at her.

"Was he slimy…. He seemed kinda slimy to me." Cordelia Chase sat in the passenger's seat of Angel's waaaaay past midlife crisis car as it sped down the street. "Ooooooo ooooooooooo."

"Do you see it?" a British voice popped up from the back seat.

"Why does she always get shotgun yo?"

"Cause I'm the lady." Cordelia turned around and stuck her tongue out at Gunn. "And no I didn't. But I did see a Ben And Jerry's back there."

"Angel watch out" a woman with a strong Texas accent shouted.

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That is the last thing any of them remember. Everything after that was a blur to Angel. All he could remember was the sirens in his ear. And feeling that it was all his fault. He almost killed them all. And damn Cordy forgetting her seat belt. Why was she so stubborn…? Saying it would wrinkle her one of a kind Donna Karen shirt. He was the only one who wasn't majorly injured. Wes, Gunn, and Fred all broke various limbs while all he got was scratches. And dammit Cordelia… When he found her she was propped against a lamppost. She looked like a rag doll lying where she landed after being tossed from the car. Cordelia… Cordy!

"Sir…. Sir. You can't come with her unless your family" the EMT snarked as he put her into the ambulance. "Trust us… we won't let her die. We need blood transfusion stat!"

"I see it all. The giiiirl. She looks so nummy. Does she want to play tea? I'm a little teacup short and stout…. Here look look little girly. She looks quite nummy. I wish Mom and my daughter were here. Your about to join me now." The evil vampire grinned at her. "Your about to be daddy's real family. Although that man isn't daddy." Drucilla liked the leftover blood off of her hands and mouth. "Do gooders were always my favorite." She dropped one of the EMT's and looked at the woman in the ambulance with her.

"I told you not to snack" Lilah said to her. Lilah's eyes looked cold. She lost her sense of doing good a long time ago.

"But I'm still hungry…" she rubbed her belly.

"Sit!"

The vampire vamped out. "Maybe I'll have some lawyer. The moon sings to me." She started laughing and twirling in the ambulance.

Lilah rolled her eyes. "Tranq her."

Where's Miss Edith? Where's my baby doll? Why does he like the slayer?" The EMT stood up and stuck a needle in her cold dead skin.

"Now Dru… we have food for you at home. This girl. She's special."

The EMT looked shocked and jumped back feeling her skin. "She's she's."

"Dead. Yeah yeah. Can you try to hurry?"

He removed the needle and took out a kit to draw blood. "What…. What is she?"

"Vampire."

"Won't that girl?"

"Shhhh. This thing is SO bugged." Lilah picked up her phone. "Take care of the EMT." She then proceeded to hang up and smiled smugly at the scene before her.