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"This is Katie Couric reporting live from Konoha. Apparently, all the members of Akatsuki haven been apprehended and are being detained within ANBU Black Ops HQ. Our hero and world savior Uzumaki Naruto was quoted saying, "…the organization that has plagued the land, for so many years is finally where they belong……….behind bars." We have been given…….by their Godamine, the exclusive. Unfortunately, as protocol cameras, mobile phones, and all equipment must be switched-off as we travel to ANBU HQ, but once inside may resume recording. Until then stay vigilant!"
Please bow your heads in a moment of silence………..
"Welcome back, I am standing before the true leader of Akatsuki a man, historically, presumed dead, but clearly alive and according to some hip-hop stars, "pulled a Mackavellie on their asses;" Uchiha Madara, former head of the now extinct Uchiha Clan, founder of Konoha, and holder of the Eternal Mangekyo Sharigan. Mr. Uchiha, why the need for endless war?"
"We are not who you think we are."
"Pardon, Mr. Uchiha?"
"I am not Uchiha Madara, as well as the others."
"I am unable to follow."
"KAI"
"No gentjutsu, Lady Hokage."
"If one of you would please, pull-down the zipper hidden behind a line of fabric along the backs of our cloaks."
"This is not wise Madara-sama."
"I agree with the weasel, yeah."
"Silence! Besides it is time we be who we are, really."
Twenty ANBU Black Ops and fifteen Hunter Nins surrounded the missing nin's as a pre-cautionary manner.
"The anticipation is overwhelming. As we have just discovered, not only the founding Uchiha alive, but Akatsuki's identities to be false as well. Armed with such knowledge several alarming questions surface: Who are these imitators? Where are the real Akatsuki members? Are the members dead or alive? Will this affect the price of tea? Ladies and gentlemen the first cloak has been removed from Uchiha Madara to reveal…..You're shittin me."
A collective shout of "Him" rang throughout the cell as the news cast, ANBU, and Hokage stared, and stared, and….
…..stared
Breaking her stupefied expression Tsunade spoke through grinding teeth, "What happened to getting rid of the Power Puff Girls?" A collective nod was shared before incessant thigh-high boot tapping graced their ears, and single word broke the thickening silence.
"Boring," he snapped while performing a hair check using his trusty mirror, for positive feedback.
Fear spiked the cell as the removal of Peins' cloak revealed, Darth Vader. But, somehow, Godmine found her voice, "Your reason?"
Heavy breathing
"That does not justify your decision."
Heavy breathing accompanied by a twitching hand.
"I will not be cowered inside my own village!"
Heavy breathing, forearm shift, fingers flexing.
"I do not fear you!"
The sound of a light saber.
"Fine, you may stay within the village, but no killing the citizens or shinobi. You know what…just…just kill nothing."
Heavy breathing
A third cloak revealed Beetlejuice masquerading as Hidan.
The Venus Flytrap was replaced with Capitan Planet.
'Decided to quit being a flunky' was the collective thought supported by nods of understanding.
Poofs of green smoke, and there in Deidara's place stood the Green Goblin.
'Konoha is screwed x100.' The villain's eyed Tsunade in sympathy.
It was the sixth that left each imposter shifting anxiously, but not from fear – no, anticipation.
Each man and woman braced themselves, awaiting, an unveiling sure to leave them gossiping for ages.
They waited.
And waited.
Him filed his claws.
A rat scurried across the floor to collect a piece of cheese in its preparation, for the show to follow.
The cloak gathered into pool upon the floor. Cackles filled of a sinister kind echoed about the cell. A form heightened spanning floor to ceiling.
Someone squealed.
"Aku-kun!"
To be continued…………..
