Did it all for the Cherry Lip Gloss

Ever wonder what two movie stars get up to after they get hyper on Cherry Lip Gloss?

Disclaimer: I own no one except Tyler and Maria owns herself. Everyone else is owned by whoever. Don't sue me, I'm mentally challenged and I have no money!

Note: The WWF superstars and so on will be in their on-screen personas and any other persona I make up. Also this was written when I was very hyper on cherry lip gloss. Written in script and story form, just to be difficult.



Chapter 1

Maria Lazzeri and Tyler McMahon were famous movie stars. They had fame and fortune and a troublesome love lives.

Maria was the star of Buffy the Vampire, and such films as Scooby Doo, 40 Days and 40 Nights, Cruel Intentions and so on. Maria had been an actress since she was 5.

Tyler on the other hand, had only been acting since she was 17, (she was now 21, Maria was god knows how old… I think she's 22 maybe, I'll ask her next time I see her) She had appeared in such films like My Best Friends Wedding, Teaching Mrs Tingle (which was a flop and full of parp), Ready to Rumble, Lord of the Rings, Black Hawk Down and Crossroads.

One day after Maria, who strangely enough looked like Sarah Michelle Gellar, had finished being plastered all over the Enquirer, for her affair with director Guy Ritchie ~~ Guy Ritchie owns himself, it's a joke, never happened, Madonna, please don't kill me!! ~~, Tyler invited her to attend a WWF Show in Tyler's home state of Connecticut.

You see Tyler is a McMahon and is apart of one of the most dysfunctional

Families in America today, The McMahon's of the World Wrestling Federation.

Now Tyler was showing Maria around, and all was going well. So far, Maria had managed to keep her wandering hands and so on, to herself, and Tyler had managed to keep… well erm… being a brunette version of 'Blonde'.

After 3 hours of Tyler showing Maria the difference between a blue steel chair and a grey one, (Grey ones are grey and blue ones are blue) Maria and Tyler headed off to the Bathrooms. They were just powdering their noses and reapplying their make when Maria suddenly pulled a small and dainty tube of Lip Gloss out of her oversized (huge more like) makeup bag. The pink lid and tiny cherry pictures on the side of the tube, caught Tyler's eye, as Maria pulled the lid off. As she did so a wonderful whiff of Cherryness whiffed out and floated and filled the air with the wonderful smell of Cherry Goodness.

Tyler: Wow!! What is that?

Maria: Great isn't it? It's… *The bathroom turns into a set for a commercial. A basket full of cherry lip gloss appeared behind Maria, as she held up the tube. Commercial style music played in the background. * … Lip Roller! A brand new product, that is now banned in 15 countries around the world, including France, Britain, Germany, Spain and Australia! There was a slight problem with the addictions of the gloss, but I'm assured that the gloss is A-Okay for animal consumption! It's Roll on Lip Gloss!!! All the Cherry Goodness you could need!!

*Tyler looks confused with the over load of information she's given and starts to shake! *

Maria: *Sighs* It's Cherry!! *Waves tube in front of Tyler's face, she stops shaking and grabs tube*

Tyler: Yay!! Cherry!!

*Tyler rapidly starts applying the gloss to her lips, Maria grabs another tube and does the same*

**10 mins later**

The bathroom door opened and out stepped Maria and Tyler. They smiled at each other and then thumped their fists together to celebrate. Their lips are all shinny and glossy and did I mention shinny and overly glossy? So shinny and glossy that... well, you get the idea, right?

Tyler: Dude, we reek of awesomeness! *they smile at each other cheesily* One question though? Won't the commercial guys be angry?

Maria: Why?

Tyler: Well there is a huge empty basket in the bathroom!

Maria: *pauses and thinks* Yeah but… we are amazing movie stars and well, it's our job to use up all the cherry lip gloss!

Tyler: *looks puzzled. Then it clicks* Aaahhh. Dude, I saved some!

Maria: Dude! Sweet!

Tyler: Yeah, SHIBBY!!

~~ Authors note: Disclaimer – Dude, Where's my Car? Quotes belong to… the makers of Dude, Where my car? ~~

Maria: *Whispers* We have to save them though! *An employee walks by and gives them a strange look when he sees their lips* Look! They're all against us! They want to steal out lip gloss!!

Tyler: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Some one stole out lip gloss? But they were here! In my pocket!! *Starts frantically searching through her pockets*

Maria: No! We've still got them, but they'll all want some, so we have to hide them somewhere safe so no one can get them!

Tyler: *thinks* Hmm… But where?

Maria: I know! * Grabs them, and shoves them down Tyler's top* …No one will ever think of looking for them there!!

Tyler: *Nods, then stops looks puzzled* Hey, you saying I'm not a slut? That I can't get a guy? That I don't sleep with as many celebs as you! I mean I've slept with Scott Caan, Chris Masterson, and I'm currently in a 'relationship' with Orlando Bloom! ~~ Disclaimer: Orlando, Chris and Scott, own themselves ~~

Maria: No! I'm just saying that your not a slut and you can't get as many men aka male celebrities like me! I mean come on, I'm trying to beat my personal best… 34!

Tyler: Aaahhh. Okay then. *Smiles and tries to sniff her lips*

*Maria joins in and they stand there sniffing their lips for ages*