Party Like An All Star

By Nyassa Kai's Clone

Broken heart again

For the umpteenth millionth time

You're out with your new girl friend

And I'm left here to cry

And what you see in that Tiger

I'm never ever gonna know

But tonight, there's only one place to go

I'm gonna party like an All-Star

Hit a bunch of strip bars

Wake up naked in a hotel room

Throw my baseball through a window

Smoke a bunch of endo

Anything go get my mind offa you

Find a telephone pole to wrap around my car

And party like an All Star

All the times that we

Spent cuddling in the chair

And all the games I missed

Cause you don't want to go there

I can bet you Derek Jeter

Wouldn't put up with crap like this

So tonight I'm making up for what I've missed

I'm gonna party like an All-Star

Hit a bunch of strip bars

Wake up naked in a hotel room

Throw my baseball through a window

Smoke a bunch of endo

Anything go get my mind offa you

Find a telephone pole to wrap around my car

And party like an All Star

And the more I think about it

The less it hurts inside

'Cause tonight I'm gonna sleep

With a guy

I'm gonna party like an All-Star

Hit a bunch of strip bars

Wake up naked in a hotel room

Throw my baseball through a window

Smoke a bunch of endo

Anything go get my mind offa you

Find a telephone pole to wrap around my car

And party like an All Star