By Nyassa Kai's Clone
Broken heart again
For the umpteenth millionth time
You're out with your new girl friend
And I'm left here to cry
And what you see in that Tiger
I'm never ever gonna know
But tonight, there's only one place to go
I'm gonna party like an All-Star
Hit a bunch of strip bars
Wake up naked in a hotel room
Throw my baseball through a window
Smoke a bunch of endo
Anything go get my mind offa you
Find a telephone pole to wrap around my car
And party like an All Star
All the times that we
Spent cuddling in the chair
And all the games I missed
Cause you don't want to go there
I can bet you Derek Jeter
Wouldn't put up with crap like this
So tonight I'm making up for what I've missed
I'm gonna party like an All-Star
Hit a bunch of strip bars
Wake up naked in a hotel room
Throw my baseball through a window
Smoke a bunch of endo
Anything go get my mind offa you
Find a telephone pole to wrap around my car
And party like an All Star
And the more I think about it
The less it hurts inside
'Cause tonight I'm gonna sleep
With a guy
I'm gonna party like an All-Star
Hit a bunch of strip bars
Wake up naked in a hotel room
Throw my baseball through a window
Smoke a bunch of endo
Anything go get my mind offa you
Find a telephone pole to wrap around my car
And party like an All Star
