Disclaimer: Don't own Scrubs, just the bad rhyme scheme.

Here we go, a short poem about the awesomeness that is The Todd :) written in a very short amount of time with a very tired brain.

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The Todd

I wink at all the rocking chicks,

Who are so eyeing me up right now,

I sometimes scare myself with how hot I am,

I'm the reason they invented the word "Wow"

And it's not just the chicks I can appreciate,

'cause The Todd loves all flavours of pie,

Hell, I hit on all of the Guys as well,

I'm not one to be shy!

Everybody loves The Todd,

Nobody can resist,

There's so many great things about me,

I've even made a list,

It's my awesome hair, my muscles,

My perfectly toned ass,

I'm win win win, with my grin and my skin,

And my totally rock hard abs,

Ladies love it when I hit on them,

Talk about their booties and their thongs,

My penis, hot Italian sausage,

Crotch, or just my dong,

When I compliment them on their breasts,

And gaze right down their tops,

I know sometimes they slap me,

Or say they'll call the cops,

But I know what they really mean to say,

Is that I'm so damn good looking,

They've just gotta strip their clothes off,

So we can get things cooking!

But hey, the Todd isn't just about sex,

No dude, I've got a sensitive side,

I've even said 'I love you' before

… Although that was mostly just for the ride.

But, I pop up when people need me,

When there's a certain 'time' in a conversation,

I'm there in a matter of seconds,

To put in some needed sexual suggestions,

Like when somebody happens to say:

"I need some butter for my muffin,"

I get in there quick and grin and tell them,

"I'd like to butter your muffin!"

Or if someone says: "I don't think I've ever

Seen such an enormous rack,"

I'll input with raised eyebrows, "I did last night,

And it's given me a kink in the back!"

And then there's the whole calling people names,

Like "Vagina face" or just plain "Erection",

Which to be honest is just a compliment,

And a way I show my affection,

You see, people don't fully understand

The planning that I undertake,

For every comment, lewd observation,

And sexual innuendo I make,

Well they sure know about the Legend

That is my famous "High Five!"

The Fives are a must for every occasion,

And can bring people back to life!

And so ends The Todd's thoughts, because somewhere,

The word "Vagina" just got brought up,

And I'm running like the wind to get there in time,

With my special high-fiving hand up.

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Hope you enjoyed that little snippet of The Todd's mind, I know it's not the best poem in the world, but please review!