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So I know I'm working on like 12 stories at one time but this was just stuck on my mind... Be sure to check out my collab account with nattymc right now we are hosting a contest so if you want to get in on it check out our profile page..
Phineas and Ferb were tired from a long day at work and decided to go to bed.
They were laying in bed when Phineas said...
"Do Amish people have phones"
"They have one phone in their community, they aren't aloud to really leave their community so who would they call?" Ferb replied.
Without even thinking of what Ferb said Phineas called out...
"GHOST BUSTERS!"
It was a quiet Wednesday afternoon when Candace decided to visit Jeremy at his house.
When Candace knocked on the door there was a lot of thumping around and then Jeremy opened the door panting.
"Oh, Hey Candace I'm babysitting Suzy today wanna come play with us?" Jeremy asked
"Great" Candace mumble under her breath.
"what was that?"
"I said sure it sounds like fun"
Candace walked into the house to find it destroyed with toys all over the place and right in the middle of the living room was a huge blanket fort.
"Come on" Jeremy said while diving under the fort.
Candace followed and sat under it to find crayons and paper and more toys there. It was dark in the tent when Suzy shined the flash light on her face and screamed...
" BOO!"
Candace screamed and nearly knocked the whole fort down.
Jeremy laughed at her and Candace grumbled a bit more.
"Let's play school, I'll be the teacher!"Suzy said excitedly.
"Now class pick up your paper and crayons and I want you to draw something you like" Suzy demanded.
Candace and Jeremy got to work and when they were finished they exchanged papers.
On Jeremy's paper it had a big 69 on it and a boy upside down and a girl upright next to each other. At the bottom of the paper it said I like the number 69.
Candace started to laugh and then Jeremy read hers.
Candace's had a picture of ducky momo surrounded by a heart under it said I like ducky momo and in parentheses it said I'd do that.
Jeremy laughed and then gave the papers to Suzy knowing she couldn't read.
"Very good class, now I want you to draw a picture of something you don't like" Suzy demanded again.
They both drew their pictures and exchanged again.
Jeremy's had two stick figures on it, one kneeling down and the other standing up, the one that was kneeling was a girl because it had hair. The boy had a stick coming out where his wee wee should be and "stuff" was coming out of it and there was some of the "stuff" on the girls face. Under his picture was the sentence girls that swallow that grosses me out :p.
Candace's drawing had a picture of two things one side had a small hot dog on it and a frowny face the other side had happy face on it and a pub hot dog. Under the drawings it said I hate small hot dogs, but I prefer large ones.
They both laughed and then Jeremy said...
"I have something better than a large hotdog"
"Really? What?" Candace said sarcastically but in her head really wanted to know.
"I have a kielbasa" Jeremy said laughing.
Candace blushed and laughed hysterically.
Then Suzy asked "what's a kielbasa?"
"its a really big, long, sausage" Candace replied.
"really you have one of those can I try some?" Suzy asked with curiosity.
They were both laughing so hard Jeremy was crying.
Then they heard the door open and in came Jeremy and Suzy's mom.
Suzy ran rom the fort and gave the mother a big hug and handed her a bunch of papers and said...
"Look what Candace and Jeremy drew!"
