Hi, people. Today, I'm pessimistic, lying in bed at nearly 7 am because I woke up early but was too tired/lazy to do anything, fighting a massive headache, dealing with the you-know-what-if-you're-a-girl-because-it's-so-frickin-annoying, and severe writer's block! (Sorry if you don't like Duskfall complaining rants, but I needed to let it go) Also, I recently had a family emergency and someone close to me almost died.

So yeah.

I felt like ruining ships since I can't write anything, so here are the brutal waves that will sink these ships.

1. Leafpool x Mothwing

I'm not sure how I feel about this ship, NO, NOT BECAUSE IT'S SAME-GENDER, but because…argh, I don't know. It's strange to me. I could see them together but be something like a Bluestar x Oakheart relationship. Sneaking off into the shadows with each other, spending nights at Fourtrees/the island, hiding their secrets from the clans, pretending to be indifferent yet wanting each other so badly.

1) Leafpool is Squirrelflight's sister.

2) Squirrelflight is mates with Brambleclaw.

3) Brambleclaw is Hawkfrost's half-brother.

4) Hawkfrost is Mothwing's brother.

5) Leafpool is Mothwing's cousin!

Ship successfully sunk!

2. Ashfur x Scourge

This one I do ship. Okay, not really, but sort of.

1) Scourge is Firestar's half-brother.

2) Firestar is Sandstorm's mate.

3) Sandstorm is Dustpelt's half-sister.

4) Dustpelt is mates with Ferncloud.

5) Ferncloud is Brindleface's sister.

6) Brindleface's kit is Ashfur.

7) Ashfur is Scourge's nephew!

Another ship successfully sunk!

3. Hollyleaf x Scourge

I didn't know this was a ship because it's SO UNREALISTIC! But then again, aren't most non-canon ships?

1) Scourge is Firestar's half-brother.

2) Firestar is Leafpool's father.

3) Leafpool is Hollyleaf's mother.

4) Hollyleaf is Scourge's granddaughter!

Another ship sunk!

4. Mousefur x Longtail

I think of those two as sort of an old-people-that-stay-at-home-and-play-with-grandchildren-while-grandma-makes-socks-and-grandpa-has-stories-of-the-old-days. This is long, by the way…

1) Mousefur is the daughter of One-eye.

2) One-eye was the sister of Speckletail.

3) Speckletail had Goldenflower.

4) Goldenflower had Brambleclaw.

5) Brambleclaw is Squirrelflight's mate.

6) Squirrelflight is the daughter of Sandstorm.

7) Sandstorm is the daughter of Redtail.

8) Redtail and Patchpelt are siblings.

9) Patchpelt and Robinwing had Longtail.

10) By tracing the family tree, I have gotten from Longtail to Mousefur and am too lazy to figure out their relationship. (If you can figure it out, let me know in the reviews!)

Go to the bottom of the sea, ship.

5. Jayfeather x Briarlight

Must. Destroy. This. Ship. Jayfeather x Half Moon forever and ever! ;D

1) Briarlight is the daughter of Graystripe.

2) Graystripe is the son of Patchpelt.

3) Patchpelt is the brother of Redtail.

4) Redtail is the father of Sandstorm.

5) Sandstorm is the mother of Leafpool.

6) Leafpool is the mother of Jayfeather.

7) Briarlight is Jayfeather's…aunt? (Correct me if I'm wrong)

THE SHIP HAS DIED, AND I FEEL COMPLETE (at least for now).

To go with FanFiction rules, here's the story part…

Hollyleaf was out hunting at the edge of ThunderClan territory when a tiny, dark shadow bowled into her. The warrior yowled as Scourge covered her with a flurry of licks. "Who's my little muffin? Who's my snuggleufulus?" he purred.

Hollyleaf screamed and ran, yowling something about the warrior code being broken because a tiny cat tried to call her a…snuggleufulus.

I giggled the whole time I wrote about Scourge saying snuggleufulus. Can you think of the bold, violent cat calling her a snuggleufulus? *collapses into another uncontrollable fit of giggles* Darn, this makes me sound like I'm high. Which I'm not, I swear!

Note: I did use Brambleclaw's warrior name because I still think of him as a warrior even though he's been leader for moons. Firestar should've chosen Brackenfur as leader…

Another note: I'm going to try to keep this rated T. Just so you know. There will be no smexy stuff here.

Feel free to request ships you want me to destroy ;)