hello! This is my first fan fiction! Please, go easy on me!

I OWN NOTHING!

England sighed as he look throught his window. Eveything was going wrong for him. France kept trying to grope him, Russia kept interupting his spells, and America, well, America was being AMERICA. All he did was shout about himself and stuff himself silly with hamburgers. Were had he gone wrong? The worst part was, England couldn't stop thinking of him! The way he said his name, (when he got it right), the way he smiles, just everything about him! It was getting on the brits nerves. As he was thinking of a way to do it, suddenly...

"HEY IGGY!" America shouted as he ran through the door, creating super-sized hole in Englands front door. (Get it, SUPER SIZED? haha...anyway...)

"You bloody gitt! Look at what you did to my door!" England shouted, "and what the hell are you doing here anyway?"

"I was bored! So i came right over!" The American shouted, flailing his arms up and down in a spaztic motion. "Hey, whats this?" He stopped and picked up a odd looking stick of of the table.

"NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL! AHAHAHAHA!" England shouted, his voice going a little high at the end.

"wait...is this a WAND?!" America said, spinning the stick around.

"Just give it back!" England shouted, trying to grab it from America's hands.

"OMG DUDE IT TOTTALY IS! THATS SO FREAKING COOL! HEY! IM HARRY POTTER!" America shouted, dancing around the room.

"America! Be carefull!" England nagged, chaising America around the room.

"oh please! How could i hurt someone with this?" He immediatly stopped, dead in his tracks. "Hey check it out! BIBBIDY BOBBBITY BOO!" He shouted, tapping England on the top of his head. As he did this, a blue light burst out of the wand, knocking both of them unconscious.

"good god, what the hell happend?" Emgland said rubbing his head. He looked over to were America was, and saw the look of shock on his face.

"what?"

"um, who the hell are you?" America asked

"what do you mean? It's me, England!"

"last time i checked, England was a DUDE."

"WHAT?!" England screamed as he ran into the bathroom. When he looked into the mirror, he saw a girl, with two long pigtails and green eyes staring back at him.

"HOLY SH******T!"

"yep, thats England