Authors Note:
This inst a finished project and there's more than likely huge errors in the characters and grammar but if ya can ignore that you may actually find out that it is kind of funny. Or you could hate the piece of crap I don't know. It's up to you. so just give it a fair chance.
Scene 1: The Blockade runner
Trieze: *Walking in* Where is it?
Man1: We don't have it.
Trieze: *Grabs the man by the throat and crushes it* For god sake wills someone get me a napkin. *Thinking: "Why the hell did I ever sign that contact"*
Down the Corridor Relena was standing with a very displeased Wufei
Relena: HELP! WE NEED HELP! There that should do it *shoves the little diskette into Wufei*
Wufei: Why the hell do I have to be the little Robot! My legs are cramped in this little trash can thing. And um um..Line.
Man offstage: Beep, dumbass, Beep.
Wufei: *scowls* Beep* Wheels himself down the hallway thinking"After I'm done with this movie I'm going to kill the director, and the caster of this damn thing. I swear if anyone dumps any of there trash on me at lunch today I'm going to rip their arms off"*
While Wufei was doing that, Trieze and had found Reelena and they confronted each other.
Trieze: Nu-uh your wrong
Relena: Nu-uh your wrong
Trieze: Nu-uh your wrong
Relena: Nu-uh your wrong
Trieze: Nu-uh your wrong
Relena: Nu-uh your wrong
Trieze: But what if monkeys really could fly?
Reelena: What?
Trieze: Ha-ha you're confused now so I win. *Hand cuffs her and drags her off*
While back at the ranch....
Quatre: Look Wufei! IM MADE OF GOLD*Poses* With this costume I could be a superhero!
Wufei: Shut up
Quatre: Gold Man and you could be my side kick um um Trashcan. *Giggles*
Wufei: Damn it! *Thinking"Yet another person to add to my "to kill list". Wait I got it." He opens an escape pod* Come on Quatre get in.
Quatre: But I don't like closed spaces.
Wufei:.......But there's bunnies maid of um Chocolate in there
Quatre: With magic rainbows and warm fuzzys?
Wufei: Um...Yeah! Now come on
Quatre: BUNNIES*leaps in* I don't see any bunnies.
Wufei: *getting out of his r2-d2 costume* Look Harder. *Grabs a pipe and grins as he gets in.*
