part 1

"Oh latino boy~" Sly heard the painfully familiar voice emerge from the doorway of his office space. He turned scarcely to find a Ms. Tammy Bowdrie sway next to him "T-Tammy! Hi, uh" he could hear Jordan and Dan snickering from down the hall. Despite his compressed feelings he put on a nervous, sweet smile and continued, "What are you doing here?"

Tammy twirled her hair while talking, "Oh Chip dropped me off here for the day."

Sly became fairly awkward around the makeup wearing 'working girl'. "Really?! that's cool, uuuh did you see the rest of the guys yet? I think Aleks is here-" Tammy had began making a face at the face cam over sly's monitor while he was talking. Eddie noticed and decided to ramble on, "I mean of course he is, you already met him, he was as Waldo at the halloween stream but um..Tammy?"

The beautiful bearded lady turned her attention to the foxhound with a "hmm? Yeah that sounds great" he- i mean she then began striking several poses toward the camera. Sly patiently waited as Tammy then searched through her purse and pulling out a tube of lipstick. Sly's smile uncomfortably faded as he glanced at Tammy purse her lips and put on more lipstick.

Eddie blushed when she came closer; leaning over the chair and hovering over him, she smirked. "Yanno usually I'd charge for this" her voice was a little deeper that time. Sly turned his head and closed his eyes trying to prepare himself for another Bowdrie kiss. Instead he received lipstick being smudged on him.

Sly opened his eyes completely confused, Tammy continued to put lipstick on him, "I'm a makeup designer now" she said sweetly as Sly fussed away. "Now go like this" she instructed as she pursed her lips again and again repetitively.

Eddie sat there for a moment uncomfortably until he realized Tammy probably wasn't going to stop pursing her lips until he did it too. He wimpily did a small purse was about to laugh but Tammy caught him in instead in a big kiss. Sly fell back, further in his seat but Tammy pulled his face closer and then let go with a mwah sound. "I do like that Latino Spice!" She fanned herself with a sigh. "I'll see you later" she said getting off of him and going out the door, but no without forgetting to blow a kiss to him before going out in the hall.

Sly sat there still able to feel the other's beard and lipstick on him. He gave a quivered sigh and a mumbled, "oh god".

Moments later he could hear a muffled Immortal down the hall cursing his name. The puerto rican laughed and yelled back a "Sorry Aleks!"