Disclaimer-I don't own Smash Bros. or anyone who appears in it.

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It was a beautiful day at the Smash Mansion, and Kirby was making breakfast.

"Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-dee-dee-dee!" he sang.

"Did someone say my name?" the King of Dreamland said, poking his head through the doorway.

"No, just singing."

"Hmph. You would do that"

"Hey, would you like to help with breakfast?"

"Maybe. What did you have in mind?"

Kirby grabbed Dedede and back-threw him into the pot. "Kirbyyyyyyyyy!" he cried as his nemesis cooked him alive with salt and pepper.

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In thirty minutes, the entirety of the roster gathered in the dining room for their food. Kirby served Maxim Tomatoes, iced tea, and a "special" stew. Before everyone dug in (besides Ganondorf, who was already digging in), Master Hand decided to make an announcement.

"All right, folks. Before we eat, we should all acknowledge that Sonic's new game comes out tomorrow." Most of the smashers clapped. "He can't do any battles today because he'll be at SEGA finishing up some last minute business. Now," he (she? It?) finished. "You may begin stuffing your faces."

All of the smashers started to eat. All except Ganondorf, that is.

"Ganon," Master Hand said. "First you eat while I'm talking, then you refuse to? You're being rather..."

"Disrespectful?"

"Yeeeessss?"

"Good! I should be disrespectful! Because I am the king of disrespect!" While the lord of darkness continued his rant, Little Mac finished his meal.

"Wow, the soup was really delicious! What is it?"

"Dedede Stew!" The boxer from the Bronx took a minute to process this, then turned green and began to rush for the bathroom.

"Man, what's his deal?" the pink puffball wondered.

"It should be obvious," declared Dedede, who came out of Kirby's giant bowl.

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