Lord of the Chairs
Deep in the fabric of Mount LA-Z there lived a great evil, an evil being, Niropemon, forged several chairs of power. Four chairs were given to the workers, skilled in many things; three were given to the old, wise with stories that last an eternity. Nine, nine chairs were given to the Lazy, fat, stupid, and above all else seek to do nothing for the rest of their lives.
But one more chair was created, a chair of great power, one chair to control them all.
China (#$% AD)
Lord Niropemon had just finished forging the great chair of power and was testing it. He sat in the chair and smiled it was very comfortable; he walked through the crater of the mountain, destroying everything with ease.
"Wow master," a dorky Chinese man said, he snorted. "Master that is truly amazing."
"No it isn't, Chiloufongyangwu, its powerful, but I can't turn invisible like in the movie." He put his hands in his face, and sobbed. "I'll never amount to anything."
He ran away to his chambers, "man he runs like a girl." Said one of the workers.
"Don't make fun of master," Chiloufongyangwu was very loyal to Lord Niropemon.
That night Chiloufongyangwu was cleaning up when he heard an eerie whisper, "touch me, feel me, sit on me."
"Master's West Virginian sister must be visiting." Chiloufongyangwu thought.
Then he heard it again louder this time, "touch me, feel me," it was getting even louder, "sit on me."
Finally he realized it was the chair it was calling to him, he stood before the chair. "Touch me," he touched the arm rest fabric' "feel me" he felt the smooth fabric, "sit on me" he couldn't help himself he sat in the chair.
Immediately dark powerful energy surged through his veins. His muscles bulged, and he grew taller. He was changed completely, one of the maids was working at that time when she saw how handsome he was she threw herself on him and began to kiss him.
"I could get used to this," he said.
The next morning Lord Niropemon woke up to find Chiloufongyangwu had taken over the world in mere hours. "thanks for doing the dirty work for me now hand over the chair."
"I think not," he replied. They began to fight, after days of fighting Niropemon realized he was no match. *talk about being stubborn*
So he ended the fight by throwing the chair along with Chiloufongyangwu with it.
Chiloufongyangwu lived a tortured life in the warehouse of Cardes, being tortured long life and bad commercials.
"My precious," he said rubbing the chair. "I love the precious, no one can take you from me."
Deep in the fabric of Mount LA-Z there lived a great evil, an evil being, Niropemon, forged several chairs of power. Four chairs were given to the workers, skilled in many things; three were given to the old, wise with stories that last an eternity. Nine, nine chairs were given to the Lazy, fat, stupid, and above all else seek to do nothing for the rest of their lives.
But one more chair was created, a chair of great power, one chair to control them all.
China (#$% AD)
Lord Niropemon had just finished forging the great chair of power and was testing it. He sat in the chair and smiled it was very comfortable; he walked through the crater of the mountain, destroying everything with ease.
"Wow master," a dorky Chinese man said, he snorted. "Master that is truly amazing."
"No it isn't, Chiloufongyangwu, its powerful, but I can't turn invisible like in the movie." He put his hands in his face, and sobbed. "I'll never amount to anything."
He ran away to his chambers, "man he runs like a girl." Said one of the workers.
"Don't make fun of master," Chiloufongyangwu was very loyal to Lord Niropemon.
That night Chiloufongyangwu was cleaning up when he heard an eerie whisper, "touch me, feel me, sit on me."
"Master's West Virginian sister must be visiting." Chiloufongyangwu thought.
Then he heard it again louder this time, "touch me, feel me," it was getting even louder, "sit on me."
Finally he realized it was the chair it was calling to him, he stood before the chair. "Touch me," he touched the arm rest fabric' "feel me" he felt the smooth fabric, "sit on me" he couldn't help himself he sat in the chair.
Immediately dark powerful energy surged through his veins. His muscles bulged, and he grew taller. He was changed completely, one of the maids was working at that time when she saw how handsome he was she threw herself on him and began to kiss him.
"I could get used to this," he said.
The next morning Lord Niropemon woke up to find Chiloufongyangwu had taken over the world in mere hours. "thanks for doing the dirty work for me now hand over the chair."
"I think not," he replied. They began to fight, after days of fighting Niropemon realized he was no match. *talk about being stubborn*
So he ended the fight by throwing the chair along with Chiloufongyangwu with it.
Chiloufongyangwu lived a tortured life in the warehouse of Cardes, being tortured long life and bad commercials.
"My precious," he said rubbing the chair. "I love the precious, no one can take you from me."
