OMG HI PEOPLE! It's Vri here. So for all you peeps who read (rehd)/read (reed) my story for FSN, you will remember how I keep bringing up A/Z. Well, here's a short little oneshot that I just felt like doing. BTW, around the end of July-beginning of August, I will be on hiatus for about a week. Then when the school year starts, I will not be updating very much . . . so please please please be patient! Thanks again!
When Slaine woke up, it was a sunny Thursday morning. He yawned, stretched, and got out of bed. As he made his way towards the kitchen, he caught a whiff of a familiar scent, one that he associated with breakfast.
"Good morning, Slaine." Oh yes, his roommate, Inaho, was obviously awake.
"Morning, Inaho . . . what time is it?"
The brunet sighed, but checked the time. "8:23."
Slaine shrugged, and looked at the table. Eggs, he groaned inwardly. It was always eggs. "Inaho, can't you cook something else?"
"No."
"Ugh, fine, but I'm cooking lunch."
"You'll burn the house down. You almost made the oven explode last time."
"I did not!"
". . . your food is getting cold."
Slaine groaned, and ate his eggs. Of course, it was delicious. But . . . it was eggs. Slaine blinked in surprise when Inaho sat down in front of him and slid a mug towards the blond. Eh? What's . . .
It was coffee.
". . . Inaho. You know I hate coffee."
Inaho shrugged. "I think you might like it as it is now."
Slaine peered into the cup. Carefully, he picked it up by the handle and took a tentative sip. It was rich, with a slightly creamy taste. He could detect a bit of sugar.
"You added cream and sugar, right?"
Inaho merely blinked. "You said you didn't like your coffee bitter."
So! How was it? Yeah, I know. You're probably mentally typing your response: "IT WAS SO BAD VRI DONT WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN."
Well . . .
Slaine: Meh. I like hot cocoa better.
Inaho: You always drink hot cocoa. That's all you ever drink these days. You need to drink water, too.
Slaine: Says the guy who always makes eggs!
Inaho: Eggs are a good source of vital nutrients, such as p-
Slaine: So?
Inaho: It means, eggs are healthy, so it's okay to eat them on a slightly more regular basis than some other types of foods, like-
Slaine: Okay. I get it. But what does that have to do with me and my hot cocoa?
Inaho: You were the one that brought up my eggs.
Vri: Ehehehe . . . well then, we don't want to have to hear them argue again . . . let's just-
Arturia (shouting from a distance): VRI! GILGAMESH IS DOING SOMETHING PERVERTED!
Vri: Oh crap! GILGAMESH! GET AWAY FROM ARTURIA!
Gilgamesh (from a distance): Crap.
Vri: Sorry about that. Better sort things out. Bye! *closes door*
*Inaho and Slaine still arguing*
