The Organization Feud!
Ok just to let everyone know reading this you have been warned!! This is The Organization Feud this fan fiction will have fan girl screaming, intense and random moments and awesomely funny crap and all that great stuff that you fellow readers love! ENJOY!!
Host: Ok everyone lets get ready to Organization Feud!!
Fan girls in audience: AHHHH!! DEMYX I LOVE YOU!!
Host: ooookkk… Any who, lets introduce our players! Here we have Team Oblivion with Larxene, Laexius, Zexion, Marluxia, Axel, and Vexen against Team World That Never Was with Xigbar, Xemnas, Saix, Demyx, Roxas, and Xaldin!! Ok let's get ready to Rumble!!
Marluxia: Okay Hosty guy make this quick I need to get my hair done and get my flowers watered with miracle grow!
Larxene: Oh come on why do I have to be teamed up with this bucket full of rainbow gayness!!
Host: Shut Up! No Complaints Now lets get ready to Organization Feud! Ok Question Number 1! Where would you find a nobody dancing in a storm of hearts?
(Buzz, Buzz)
Host: Yes, Larxene
Larxene: Uh…. Hold on wait I know this!! Halloween town!!
( Buzzzzz )
Host: Oh No that's not on the boarrr—aacckk
Roxas: Hey you can't choke the host if you got a wrong answer!
Larxene: What's it to you Rocsack!
Roxas: I CAN GET NAMINE TO DESTROY ALL YOUR MEMORIES!!
Larxene: Err… NO HEART
Roxas: LOOK WHO'S TALKING!
Marluxia: What's the prize? I hope it's a rare Spice Girl lollipop!
Host: SHUT UP!!
Axel: Okay, game show related, I saw Nobodies dancing near Memory's Skyscraper!
(DING)
Host: That is correct Axel! 56 points for Team Oblivion!
Xemnas: I am the Organization's SUPERIOR! I also saw Nobodies (Dusks) dancing under the castle!
Host: That is Correct! 71 points for Team World That Never Was ! Those are the two answers!
Xemnas: Ha Ha! Silly Chain of Memory people! (He would never say that!)
Host: Now Moving O...
Marluxia: Ummm… Excuse person with talking stick thingy where is the hairspray here??
Host: EXCUSE ME?!
Marluxia: You heard me where's the hairspray?
Host: WE DON'T HAVE ANY!! SHUT UP YOUR MAKING ME LOOK BAD ON TELEVISON!
Xigbar: Where are the ladies at?? I need my women!!
Host: Okayyy… What the Hell!! The ladies here are in the audience have fun with them, GO NUTS!
Xigbar: AHH! WOMEN!!
Women in audience: What the Hell! Get away sick-o!!
(Women Sprays pepper spray everywhere on Xigbar)
Xigbar: Ahhh What the hell!!
(Xigbar falls down out of the stands)
Host: Okay can we just please continue with the God Darn it Question please!
Marluxia: Well I know I'm ready and beautiful!
Host: Okay…Question Number 2! Name some of the people you despise!!
(Dunnn Dunn DUNNNNN)
Vexen: Larxene in the morning?
Larxene: EXCUSE ME!!
Laexius: How many boogers does it take to get to my brain?
Xaldin: Sora!
Host: That is answer number 1! Thank you Xaldin! That's 90 points for your team! To the rest of you, shut up!
Saix: Donald and Goofy! That's TWO answers! I will not say Kairi BECAUSE I LOVE HER!
Host: whispers to Kairi wherever she is Runnnnn! That is right! It equals 100 points for the Team World That Never Was
Host: Okkk… that was a very odd round escpesically Saix's confession… Anyway On to Question 3 What do you use to fight with the most?
Laexius: Uhhh… False.
Vexen: Umm... Laexius it's not true or false.
Laexius: Oh then it has to be both, right!
Zexion: Just leave him he will never know from his stupidity -.-
Fan girls: Oh My God Zexion AHHHH!! I love you!! GO EMOKID!!
Zexion: Anyway I know the Answer of course! It'd be all weapons!
(Ding)
Host: That's correct but not the number 1 answer so 46 points for Team Oblivion!
Demyx: I know the number 1 Answer its Air because air is everywhere around when Fighting!
(Ding)
Host: Wow! Demyx I didn't know you were that smart! 96 points for your team!
Demyx: Yeah I know… HEY! Whatever, this calls for a musical number!!
Fan girls: Oh my God!! He's going to sing!! AHHHHH!! DEMYX TAKE THE CLOAK OFF!!
(Demyx starts playing Sitar and singing and does swaying hand motions)
Fan girls: AHHHHH!! DEMYX YOUR AWESOME WE LOVE YOU!!
(One fan girl jumps out of the stands and dives at Demyx but misses and lands on Xigbar)
Xigbar: Hey babe, come here often?
Fan girl: What the hell? Ewwww your not Demyx your ugly and have an eye patch! Ewwww you're a pirate get away from me!!
Xigbar: Damn you Demyx where did he get those boyish good looks from??
Host: Okay Moving on to question number 4! How many Organization XIII members does it take to get to Kingdom Hearts!
Laexius: 3 diapers!
Vexen: 12 if you don't count Xemnas!!
Laexius: I meant I used 3 diapers today!
Host: Yes, that is right! But, Laexius, this has nothing to do with diapers! Team Oblivion gets 43 points and Team World That Never Was gets 90 points!
Host: Okay, you're even worse than the flower dude!
Marluxia: Hey, I'm beautiful and smart! That is all I need to be!
Host: Oh Shut up Marluxia! Anyway Moving on to Question Number 5! Who is the most perverted person in Organization 13? Wow this round should be interesting!
(Buzz, Buzz)
Host: Yes, Larxene!
Larxene: Of course it would be Xigbar!!
Xigbar: HEY! Well… Actually that's pretty true.
Host: Anyway that is correct Larxene and the number 1 answer! 93 points for Team Oblivion!
Zexion: I know other answers! That would be Xemnas, Saix, and Xaldin!
Host: WOW! Talk about a triple play those are all right!
Xemnas: Hey what the hell Zexion!
Zexion: Oh come on Xemnas your name re-arranged spells Mansex if you tell me that's not perverted then I don't know what perverted means then!
Demyx: This calls for Half-Time lets all sing together everyone!
Fan girls: Oh My God!! Marry Us Demyx!! We Love You!!
Demyx: Sorry, ladies! Maybe, after the show, we can hang!
Fan girls: YAAAAAAYYYYY!
Host: Well, Demyx seems really popular! Question number 6, name the ages of the three people most of you despise!
Marluxia: Uhmm, uhmm Sora is now 15. I think!
Host: That is RIGHT!! That's 70 points for team oblivion!!
Xaldin: Kairi is 15, also. Riku is 16! Hey, how am I pervert??
Host: That is CORRECT!! Team World That Never Was, you get 101 points!! That was Round 1 of Organization Feud! Now, now, everyone can take a break.
Marluxia: Finally! Hold on marigolds and petunias, I'm coming!
Host: Uhhmmm...
Stay Tuned for The Organization Fued Round 2 !!
