This is all either my OC's first person or 3rd person.


"Egh... why in the world did I sign up for this stupid chore?" I asked myself, washing the dishes from all the horrible grease. My hands were already pruny and my ears already hurt enough from all the yelling at school.

"Because you were dumb enough." My brother Jason said, dumping in his plate. He was a blond with a 'Bears with Drums' t shirt and jeans.

"Shut up."

"Make me."

"MOOOOM! ERIKA TOLD JASON TO SHUT UP!" My bratty sister Marianna yelled, in her normal small tank top and shorts.

"ERIKA! WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED YOU GO IN YOUR ROOM!" I sighed, then glared at my sister who only stuck out her tongue. Jason seemed smug too. I finished my dishes then threw a napkin at Marianna, which only made her tattle again and mom increased my punishment by saying I can't come up for the rest of the day. Which I wasn't very upset about, because I'd rather stay there than be in all this stupidity.

"Fine fine... bitch..." I muttered, then went downstairs. Maybe I should introduce myself now, my name is Erika. I have black hair, its long so I keep it in a ponytail. I have dark brown eyes and semi pale skin from staying indoors a lot. I wear thick lens glasses and dark clothes. Right now I have on my favorite black jeans, navy blue t-shirt, with white socks and my regular black and white sneakers.

"What did you say Erika?" Jason asked, not hearing me.

"Nothing." I quickly ran upstairs to my room and slammed shut the door. You see, I live with a very... annoying family. I prefer staying inside than being out with friends because we live in a pretty bad neighborhood. My school is filled with those bad kids you see in high school dramas and soap operas. I slipped onto my chair and went to my inbox first. There were only a few spam, some ads, and a message from my cousin in Indiana. Since all he does is send me pictures of animals wearing funny outfits, I went through my spam mail.

THIS IS MY BEST TRICK EVER! Click to see

Normally this is just some hacker, but seeing as I have nothing to lose, I clicked it. The computer screen then began to swirl strangely with a green glow. "What the hell..." I looked into its depths, and ended up getting my glasses grabbed by a purple gloves hand coming out of the screen. It pulled my glasses into the screen, and determined to get them back and possibly hurt the person who took them, I dove in.

?

"And when I pull my hand out..." Someone with a very obnoxious voice said, then my glasses disappeared from view.

"GIVE THOSE BACK!" I screamed.

"Woah! The hat just talked!" Then I began to get shaken and I began to get a little sick, then grabbed the edge of the portal and pulled. It wasn't very big so I was only able to fit my head through. And wow how I wished I didn't. Everything was more of a claymation, but then you added in more animation. I looked out to see that... I was in front of an audience, but it was kind of blurry. "Uh, Chum chum? Why is there a girl's head sticking out of the hat?" ...Chum Chum? "There's a girl stuck in here, let's pull her out!" Something then grabbed onto my hair, and began to yank very hard.

"OW OW OW OWWWW! THAT HURTS!" I screamed, my eyes screwed shut as I could feel my hair being ripped out. But oddly enough this method worked and I was pulled right out, and rocketed straight into a wall. A door slammed open somewhere, and I got up and began to squint.

"Give me back my Necronomicon you idiots!" I heard some guy with an english accent yell.

"And my glasses please." I said.

"Here you go!" Someone said, holding them out for me. I took them, then put them on. Staring at me was a bunch of kids and teachers, and I blanched.

"Hey check it out, that girl looks like she's seen a ghost!" That was the last thing I heard before I passed out. Did I mention I had a horrible time being in front of audiences?

Later

"Eeghh..." I mumbled.

"Fanboy! She's up!" Said a high voice, then something jumped onto my stomach. Then I felt someone's horrible breath on me. I opened my eyes to see Chum Chum kneeling on my stomach and Fanboy looking at me. We were still on the stage where I fainted, and there was oddly some gum stuck to my face. Chum Chum peeled it off my face then ate it obnoxiously.

"Um... where am I?" I asked.

"Why, Galaxy Hills Elementary of course!" Fanboy said.

"...This has gotta be some sort of freaky trick. Something with mirrors and some sort of hit in the head." I mumbled, facepalming.

"Well, we did have Kyle enchant the hat for our magic show." Fanboy said, remembering what started all this. Things were silent for a moment, with me having my eyes wide and lips slightly parted. I can't believe it... I'm in that weird show...

"Are you some sort of alien?" Chum Chum asked, breaking the long silence. I must admit, it was impressive they were able to stay quiet that long.

"What? No!" I said, narrowing my eyes in disbelief on what he was saying.

"That's exactly what an alien would say! Chum Chum, check her for tentacles! I'll check for claws!" Fanboy ripped off my shoe and sock and began checking my toes. "Look! She's got claws!" He said, pointing to my not clipped toenails.

"And tentacles!" Chum Chum said, waving my arm around. I ripped myself from their grasps, shoved Chum Chum off me, and back got up onto my feet.

"That's my arm and ignored non cut toenails! Completely normal!" I said, crossing my arms.

"Sure, sure you are," Fanboy said, then put his hands on my shoulders and pushed me out into the parking lot with Chum Chum following. "now, let's get you back to space-" SMACK! "OW!" He sucked his hand and it was bright red from the slap I gave it.

"NEVER, put your hands on me." I said. Then I heard someone clapping.

"Congratulations Fanboy, you've made ANOTHER female hate your guts!" Kyle said, smirking.

"Hey Kyle! This is... Hey I never got your name! I'm Fanboy!" Fanboy said.

"I'm Chum Chum!" The little round kid said.

"And this is Kyle! Our other best friend!" Fanboy said excitedly, grabbing Kyle by the neck with his arm.

"I'm Erika. Nice to meet you dorks." I said, and I couldn't help but let out a chuckle as Kyle began to yell at Fanboy.

"Dorks! That's a new one!" Chum Chum said.