"Oooh!" Fai cried
in delight "look at that! The pictures in the little box move!"
"It's called a
television." Sayoran said intelligently. "They're quite common
in this world."
"Really?
Fascinating!" Fai said in awe, flitting around the TV and
inspecting it from all angles.
"Sit down, damn it."
Kurogane growled. "The movie's starting"
With one last peek at
the back of the television, Fai obediently returned to the couch and
plopped down by Kurogane. Sayoran turned off the light and the movie
slowly began.
Sakura laughed in
delight at the woodland creatures jumping by on screen.
"He can call me
flower if he wants to"
Sakura giggled.
Kurogane crossed his arms and sulked. Sayoran watched Sakura. Fai
just smiled at everyone.
"Mother, why did
we all run?"
Sakura looked
sympathetic. Kurogane was still sulking. Sayoran patted Sakuras
shoulder. Fai just smiled at everyone.
"Keep running
Bambi! Don't look back!"
Sakura put her hands
over her mouth to stifle her scream. Kurogane wondered what in the
heck that 'gun' thing was (it looked useful). Sayoran rubbed
Sakuras back soothingly. Fai just smiled at everyone and poked
Kurogane.
"Your mother can't
be with you anymore."
Sakura sobbed quietly
into Sayorans shoulder. Kurogane watched the animated fire with mild
interest. Sayoran looked worried. Fai just smiled at everyone.
"Princess, maybe we
should stop the movie…" Sayoran suggested tentatively.
"No! Sakura cried.
"It's going to get better soon, right? It has to!"
She looked so hopeful
that Sayoran just couldn't say no. Fai kept smiling.
When the movie was
over, Sakura stood up and whipped her eyes.
"W-well, that was a,"
she sniffed loudly. "A good movie!" she exclaimed half-heartedly.
Nobody was fooled; the fresh tears in her eyes didn't help her
case.
"Maybe you should go
to sleep now." Sayoran suggested gently. "Tomorrow might be
stressful…"
Sakura nodded
dejectedly and left the room. They could hear her sniffling all the
way down the hall.
-
"Good. Now we can
watch the other movie."
Kurogane slid off the
couch and pope a new video into the player. Sayoran glanced at the
door, clearly worried, but then sighed and sat back down.
Fai poked Kurogane.
"You liked that
movie. Don't deny it!" he teased.
"Shut up if you value
that tongue of yours." Kurogane answered gruffly, staring at the TV
and pointedly ignoring the stupid mage next to him. Fai just giggled.
"You'll have to
catch me first." He replied, draping himself over as much of
Kuroganes back as he could reach.
Kurogane put a hand on
Fais face and pushed him away roughly, turning his head to hide his
small blush.
"Shut up, idiot. The
movie's starting."
-
Two minutes into the movie and all three of them agreed that it was decidedly weird.
-
Three minutes found the
two main – male – characters engaged in some sort of odd activity
that evolved the examining of each others tonsils with their tongues.
Sayoran looked
horrified. Kurogane was wondering if that was really as painful as it
looked. Fai just smiled at everyone.
"Um, Kurogane…"
Sayoran began. He swallowed to try to remove the large lump in his
throat. It wouldn't budge.
"Where, um, did you get this movie,
exactly?""The movie store."
He answered. He too was looking a bit worried.
"Yes, but what
section exactly?"
"Well, I asked the
guy at the store and he showed me to the 'Adult' section. Not
like I'm going to look in the kiddie section."
"Did you, um,
actually read the back cover?"
"No, you know I can't
read this country's language."
"Hmm. Well, I think
that 'Adult' means something different in your world than it does
here…"
"I can see that."
-
Four minutes and
clothing was being rapidly removed onscreen. Sayoran had apparently
reached his limit and stood up abruptly as one of the characters
reached for a zipper.
"You know, I'd
better go check on Sakura."The speed with which he
left the room was commendable.
-
Five minutes and clothing was long gone. The characters seemed to be enjoying their current activities though, if the loud moans were any indication.
One of Fai's hands
found its way into Kuroganes hair while the other slid into his lap.
Fai's breath was hot on his ear.
"That looks fun."
Kurogane didn't even
bother to deny it. The TV was clicked off and two pairs of hands
began to reach under clothing.
Next world they found with TVs, Kurogane was definitely looking in the adult section again.
Sakura always seemed like the kind of gal to cry in Disney movies… :P
Anways, #11 in Swinku's challenge, 'adult movie'. (I was doing an LJ challenge, but the subjects were boring!)
