-Quick A/N-

This is just a fun little comedic story, and most of these shorts are made by my friends. So, if this seems weird or strange, don't judge because this is was ferry fun when I wrote it with them. I'm putting this up mainly for them, so, yeah...:) Enjoy!


Jack was smiling like a five year old. Sandy and Tooth had accidentally given him "loopy" pills, and in a few hours, the full effects of the pill would begin, but now it was already beginning…

"Psst, Sandy," Jack whispered while grinning, "Saaaaandy."

Sandy turned to Jack who looked like a light bulb went off in his drugged head.

"Sandy, hey."

Once again, Sandy made sure that Jack knew that he was listening to him.

"O-Okay. I have a question."

Jack's voice was slurred so the more crazier effects of the pill were starting.

"Wha-What if Pitch comes and tries to steal our eyebrows because he doesn't have any?"

Sandy started to laugh at Jack's remark, along with others.

"Buuuuuuunnnyy...psssst..."

"Yeah, mate?"

"I need glasses.."

"You-you what?"

"I need glasses to hide my identity!"

Bunny gave him a pair of sunglasses, but Jack swatted them away.

"No! I waaaannnt the other ones!"

"What other ones?"

"The one the red carrot is wearing.."

"Red...ohhhh..oh..." Bunny looked over at the elf called 'Dingle' who was wearing a pair of crazy glasses with the fake nose and mustache. He sighed, and stole the glasses from the elf and put them on Jack.

"Yusss! Oh, hey Bunny, hey hey, Bunny!?"

"Yes Jack?"

"I shave you a question, but Ill mustache for later..." Jack giggled out of control not realizing he sai it wrong, and was making a complete fool of himself.

Bunny walked back to North..

Jack looked over at Bunny and North and took off his crazy glasses. He was still laying down but that didn't stop him from calling Bunny over to his bed side. Everyone else watched as Bunny leaned in close to Jack.

"Psst. Bunny," he whispered.

"What is it now mate?"

"Bunny. I need to tell you something,"

"What is it?"

"It's very very important."

"Spit it out already."

"But you have to promise to keep it a secret and not tell anybody!"

"Fine, I promise."

Jack's eyes glanced around the room.

"Hi."

Bunny Face palmed, but walked back to the other side of the room, when North went to sit by Jack.

"OH MY GOSH!" Jack shrieked.

"What? What is it?" North put his hand on the teens shoulder.

"MY HANDS!"

What about them?"

"SOMEONE STOLE THEM!"

"Jack no one stole your hands, they're right there." Tooth gave a small giggle

"A-are you sure, Tooth?"

"Yes."

"But these don't even look like my hands!...North!" Jack whisper screams.

"Yes?"

"I know who stole my hands!"

North decided to play long.

"Alright Jack, who stole your hands?" North joked.

"Bunny did."

"What?" North was actually a bit surprised.

"He stole my hands because he's jealous!"

Bunny didn't look amused.

"Bunny stole my hands! Everyone hide their hands or he'll steal yours, too!"

"Now listen here, mate, I-"

"He also stole Pitch's eyebrows and that's why he doesn't have any!"

At that they all started laughing, Sandy held his side because he was silently laughing so hard.

Jack looked up and looked dazed for a bit.

"Whoa. What's going on?"

"What do you mean?" Tooth asked.

"The sky."

"You mean the ceiling?"

"Why is it swirling?"

"Jack, it's not swirling, you're just seeing things."

"But it's so colorful!"

Tooth sighed, and fluttered away.

Jack looked over at Tooth, giggling like crazy.

"How do you do that?"

"Do what?"

"That thing."

"What thing?"

"W-with the stuff."

"What-oh, you mean...my wings?"

"Oh my gosh, are you a birdie?!"

"Well, Jack, I-"

"Jack is not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. Beeeep."

"Okay, here is a message for Jack, tell him-"

"Meow."
"Excuse me?"

"Meow meow meow meow...bark...meow..."

Jack was beginning to bat the bell on the tip of an elves hat like a cat toy.

"Wait, I can't see, I need my glasses!" Jack grabs his crazy glasses and put them on.

Then he took them back off.

The window opened with a cold wind. Bunny was about to close it when Jack called out.

"No, don't close it, the little snow babies will be locked out!"

"They're not snow babies, they're just snowflakes, and you can always make more."

"More what?"

"Snowflakes."

"What are snowflakes?"

Bunny facepalmed. "The snow babies."

"I can make snow babies?!"

"Yes."

"Can I make non-snow babies?"

Bunny opened his mouth to say something, but just closed it and walked away

"Bunny."

"What now?"

"Your ears."

"What about them?"

"They make me sad."

"What! Why?"

"They're so big."

"That's because I'm a bunny."

"No you're not, you're a kangaroo with big ears."

"I am not!"
"Yeeeees, you are."

"Am not!"

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees you are."

"Am not!"

"Are to!"

Am not!"

"Noooorth, Bunny is lying to me!" Jack whined.

North said nothing while Jack and Bunny

There was a small moment of silence, and calmness...until Jack started singing.

"F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! N is for anytime anywhere,down with my best buddies!"

It was starting to get late so, Sandy turned around to leave to his job.

"Nooooo do you have to leave?!"

"Jack, he has to leave otherwise he will lose those believers and they will get nightmares from Pitch," North sighed.

There was a moment of silence.

"Nu-uh, cause Sandy's got 99 problems, and Pitch ain't one!"

Sandy just shook his head and left.

(Just a quick note-Sylver is a character by a friend of mine-)

Sylver walked in having no idea what happened to Jack. "Hey, guys."

Jack looked at her in awe. "Whoa."

"What?"

"You're really pretty."

Sylver turned red. "Um…"

North took Syl to the side to explain.

"YOU MEAN I HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM SAY THAT UNTIL IT WEARS OFF?!" she whisper-yelled.

"Yeah..sorry."

"Okay. I'll do my best to try and not punch him in the gut. Again."

Jack suddenly jumped out of the infirmary, and into the main room, and he stared at the globe.

"OH MY GOSH, I'M IN SPACE!" He grabbed his staff in excitement then "unexpectedly" started floating around like he really was. "SPAAAAAAACE!"

Sylver facepalmed, but giggled. "I really wish I had a camera right now."

A yeti handed her one.

"Thanks, Phil!"

Jack finally fell to the floor and his staff was tossed to the side. He got up and looked at it.

Jack: "WHAT IS THAT!?"

Syl: "It's your-"

"OH MY GOSH, IT'S A STICK!"

"But Jack, you hate it when people call it a stick!"

Jack grabbed his staff and snow swirled around it.

"ERMAGERD! IT'S A MAGIC STICK!"

"Um, Jack…."

The wind surrounded him and lifted him into the air. He started flapping his arms like a psycho.

"OH MAH GOSH, I CAN FLY!" Jack gasped. "I'M A BIRDIE! TWEET!"

He flew out of the building, and was flying towards a glass window from the outside, when he smashed into it.

"Erm ah berdi!"

He slowly slipped down.

-SQUEEEEEK-

The others dragged him back to the infirmary.

Jack sneaks out of the infirmary, and into North's workshop. He looks up on a shelf, and see's some cookies.

"Ooooo, cookies!"

-1 hour later-

The others walk in, see Jack on the floor surrounded by crumbs.

"Jack?" Sylver says nervously

Jack wakes up, and shakes his head. "Heu, guys, I'mma gun du fall shlep nu…" Jack slurred, and fell back asleep snoring.

"MY COOKIES!" North yelled.

The elves walked in with more cookies.

"Gookiis!" Jack's head shot up and fell back again.

Jack was mumbling random words, that no one could understand and he dozed off again, drooling on himself.

Once again, they dragged him back to the infirmary.

Pitch suddenly appears, once Jack is back in the infirmary. All eyes on him, except for Jack who is trying to catch non-existent butterflies.

"Mwahaha I'm back and better than ever! You will fall guardians!"

"OH MAH GOSH!" Jack squeals.

"That's right, Frost! HAHAHAH!"

"Oh boy, here we go again…" Bunny facepalmed.

"ERMAGERD! YOU'RE THE NO EYEBROWS DUDE!"

"Umm, I-"

"CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!"

"Umm….I want to destroy you as much as the next evil dude, buuuut can I ask what happened-"

"Don't ask…"

"PLEEEEEASE! I WANT AN AUTOGRAPH!" Jack literally demanded, "I COMMAND MAH BUTTERFLY ARMY TO GET THE NO EYEBROW DUDE AND GET ME HIS AUTOGRAPH! CHAAAAARGE!"

Sylver walked over to Jack, and stuck a needle in him.

"OUCH! I'MMA GEt yOu tO…." Jack collapsed on the bed.

Pitch flinched. "Umm, I'm just going to leave now, I'll destroy you later….Ta ta.." Pitch left.

The guardians just stood there watching Jack drool over himself, asleep on the bed.

Jack woke up, and ran to the window.

He stares out the window, singing "Tomorrow" from Annie.

Halfway through, he starts screaming.

"THE BUTTERFLIES ARE KILLING MY SNOWBABIES! THE BUTTERFLIES ARE KILLING THE…"

Sylver walks in. "Hoo boy."

She walks out.

"NOW THE BUTTERFLIES ARE KILLING THE SNOWBABIES AND THE NON-SNOWBABIES! AND THE EYEBROW GUY IS EATING MAH COOKIES!"

Jack blacked out for a bit after this.

Jack was on the globe, knocked out, when he groaned, turned on his side and fell off.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! OOF!"He hit the ground with a thud and rubbed his head. "Ugh...what happened?"

Sylver pops up out of nowhere holding the camera, smiling evilly. "Funny you should ask…."

A few weeks later, Sylver was freaking out. "MY HANDS ARE GONE! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY HANDS?!"

The guardians looked at Jack, giving him the Batglare.

Jack puts down the camera he's holding and smiles slyly.

"What?"