Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters.

A/n: this was a random fic, which I decided I'd make, with the help of my friend, Madison. I know the beginning is crap, but hopefully the rest is okay. Please R&R!!!!

Onward, ho!!

-Mindless Dreamer

/thoughts/

"Talking"

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It was a dark and stormy night. That wasn't so stormy. And it wasn't night either. Well, at least it was...bright outside. And very...hmm...very chilly.

Neji: "WTF??? HOW STUPID IS THIS ONESHOT GOING TO BE?? HOW STUPID ARE YOU?!?"

Me: I'm not THAT stupid, you baka! Beside's, when did you get here? 'Nyways, Onward ho!

Leah's friend Madison: hi...I like chicken tenders! And food in general! YAY FOOD! FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD!

Leah: ...

Anyways,

Sasuke was walking down the road. The very dirty road. Because of this, he was very dirty. A few minutes passed, and Sasuke was looking up to the sky. It started to rain, and he remembered back to a day of his younger self.

//flashback//

Sasuke was walking down a dark alleyway, that wasn't so dark, and it wasn't an alleyway either. And it was raining. But anyways, Sasuke wasn't paying attention to were he was going. He just confessed his love for this girl his own age, and he had been rejected. Later although, he would find that he would never love again. That's just off topic but oh well. After being rejected, he ran away crying stupid, I know and the next thing he knew he was where he is now. It was very odd, because he saw this very oddly shaped 'balloon'. He picked it up, and stared at it oddly before running home to his mother to ask what it is. "Ka-san!" the eight year old Sasuke called out. "Yes Sasuke-chan?" "What's this ka-san?" he asked holding up the balloon. His mother looked sheepish and didn't know how to tell Sasuke that it was actually a condom. "Uhhm...euuhh...well Sasuke, you see...that is a ...a...a magical balloon." she ended lamely. Sasuke looked at the condom with great surprise. "Yay!" he screamed and ran around in circles. Then he stopped and blew it up.

Leah: OMFG I can't believe he would actually blow into a condom!

Madison: well, you wrote the story so jeesh.

Leah: ...I knew that ;

//end flashback//

Sasuke walked along the road thinking back to that, thinking about how childish he was when he believed his mother. /I still can't believe that I thought she was right. How stupid of me/ Sasuke thought. By now, he had grown into a tall, handsome young guy of 15. Now that he was 7 years older, he knew what that "magical balloon" really was. And he was disgusted at his younger self. That's when he finally realized where he was. The same dark alleyway and wasn't so dark, and wasn't an alleyway either. The same place where he picked up the condom. At that next moment, as he was turning around, a kunai whizzed right beside his face. It had cut, and blood was now running down the right side of Sasuke's face. He looked shocked for a moment, and then quickly pulled an intense glare. "What the hell d'you want?" he asked menacingly to the slightly younger blond boy. "I want a fair fight, you ass!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke. "And I would give you one why?" Sasuke smirked. "Because that's what Konoha ninja's do!" Naruto called out. Sasuke turned around and put his hand in the air. "Good luck with that" he said, and he walked off along the road. Well, Naruto was pretty pissed off, and took out another kunai. He prepared himself, about to throw it at Sasuke, when Sasuke stopped, and turned around pulling out a kunai of his own. "Wanna go, baka?" "Anytime" came his answer. "Well, I'm sort of busy right now, but anytime later would be great!" Sasuke said cheerfully. The sudden mood swing caught Naruto off guard, and he just stood there like an idiot with his mouth hanging open. "Ta!" Sasuke called over his shoulder, walking home. At the front door of his house, there were about a dozen of his fan girls there. In the front, were Sakura, Ino, and Temari. /Why would Temari be here? I thought she liked Lee?/ As soon as he was within watching distance, Ino bounded over to Sasuke. "Oh Sasuke-kun!! Where have you been?! It's getting late you know. Why'd you make us wait like that?" Ino pouted. Sasuke looked at Ino with disgust, and lightly pushed her off but she was a bit too top-heavy, and he had to shove her off before he nearly collapsed from all the weight.

"Aw, come on Sasuke! You know you want it." Sakura said seductively.

Me: Ha ha! She was imitating the Cheese Wiz commercial. Lol.

"I'd rather die at the moment." Sasuke said with even more distaste "You're no fun, Sasuke! Live a little!" Temari added playfully. "I wouldn't be standing if I weren't living, neh?" Sasuke retorted. He walked past all the 'hopeless' girls, in his opinion, and opened his front door. "Come in, and I'll murder you." Sasuke said harshly to the girls who were about to follow him in. "Gees Sasuke! At least you'll let Ino, Temari and I in, right?" Sakura asked hopefully. "….Fine, I guess. No one else though. And you're not staying long, understood?" "Crystal clear, Sasuke-kun." Ino replied cheerfully. At this remark, Sasuke sighed. /This is going to be a long day/ He thought.

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And that is the end of chapter one. So much for a one shot. I will probably do one or two more chapters, but I am not planning to make it too long. Unless I really like it. Then I might continue. Well, please R&R! Cookies for those who do! Wait! Better yet, brownies!! XD