Summary: Sabaku no Gaara was leading a common high school life. Having retarded friends, the occasional smart-alic attitude, and the bug loving guy with a pocket knife that sits next to him… wait, that isn't right… Anyway, that was until a mysterious transfer student get him and herself killed. You might think, oh afterlife crap, but no, there is no afterlife crap. Instead, he wakes up to find something very… different about his body.

Pairings: Gaara x Hinata (I'll add more later on)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, the Akatsuki would still be alive, and the show would be called Deidara.

"Talking", thoughts

Chapter 1- Pilot

"Naruto!" a girl with pink hair growled, "I don't want to go out with you!"

"Demo, Sakura-Chan…" Naruto laughed awkwardly as dark malice formed around the girl. He was cut off when he received an uppercut to the stomach. Naruto fell to the floor holding his stomach.

The classroom door opened, revealing a guy with blood red hair and aquamarine eyes. Mysterious Person # 1 looked at Naruto with a, 'You're-a-moron,' face. MP # 1 sighed and shook his head.

Naruto snapped back to reality. His eyes were in slits and his mouth was slightly open. It took him awhile to process the look on MP # 1's face. When Naruto finally processed it, a vein budged on his forehead. He stomped over to MP # 1 and slammed his hands on his desk. (seriously hurry up and say who MP # 1 is)

"Oi! Gaara-Teme!" The blond head yelled, slamming his hands repeatedly on Gaara's desk. (Yay it's Gaara) "I'm not stupid!"

Gaara ignored Naruto. He pulled out his heavy trigonometry book out of his backpack and crushed Naruto's hand with it. "ITAI!" Naruto howled with pain. He grabbed his pulsing hand with his other hand and put the injured one in his mouth. "That's disgusting." Gaara mumbled under his breath.

-After 1st period-

"Look! It's Sasuke!" Some brown haired girl squealed. All the girls in the classroom jumped out of their seats and floated (yes they floated) over to the door.

"Oi, look! Chicken-butt's here!" All the girls turned around to stare at the dobe (Naruto). They all had anime-style bulging veins. Naruto stared at Sasuke's fan girls. "Uhh… I gotta go…" Naruto turned around and high-tailed it out of the room. The fan girls instantly ran after him.

Gaara watched as Naruto was pummeled by the Chicken-butt's… er, I mean Sasuke's fan girls. Gaara laughed a bit at the sight. (Yes! The ever so stoic Gaara laughed) Gaara was about to put all his book back into his backpack but stopped. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a girl walking towards the school grounds with his second period teacher, Kakashi.

The girl had long, dark-purple hair. Her eyes were a soft lavender and she had pupils Gaara could hardly see. The girl looked up at him. Gaara stared at her, well that was until his older brother decided to show up, makeup and all.

"It's not makeup it's face paint!" Kankuro (Gaara's brother) scowled. "Who are you talking to?" Gaara looked up at him very confused. "I thought you stopped talking to yourself a long time ago."Kankuro wrapped his arm around Gaara's shoulder. "I did get over that, lil' bro." He led Gaara towards his next period class.

"Kakashi-sensei doesn't get angry when your late right?" Mr. It's not makeup it's face paint asked as the bell rang. "No." Panda boy lied. "Stop calling us names!" Makeup and Panda said in unison.

(Me: Okay, okay I wont.)

Panda… I mean Gaara snuck into his second period class. Kakashi was too busy reading his, 'Icha Icha Paradise,' (or hentai for short) to notice. Settling into his seat, he noticed the same girl he saw with Kakashi-Sensei earlier.

"U-uno… I-I'm H-Hyuga H-Hinata d-desu." Hinata managed to say in a voice that was almost a whisper. "P-pleased t-to m-meet y-you." she bowed her head, then looked at the pervert. (Kakashi-Sensei)

Kakashi looked away from his book for a second, "There's an empty sear over by Choji and Gaara." He glanced up at Hinata and sighed. She looked very confused, "The one with the swirls on his cheeks and the panda boy over there."

"Will you stop calling me that and making other people call me that!"

(Me: but you look like a panda! It's really cute!"

Now back to the st…

"I'm not through with you yet!"

(Me: -tasers Gaara on the butt)

Back to the story-

Gaara laid there, twitching on the floor. Hinata walked up to him and gave him a worried look. "Are you ok?" Gaara looked at Hinata, still kinda twitching. "No!" Deidaraluffer just tasered me!" Hinata looked at him strangely, , "Who's Deidaraluffer?" Gaara looked at her in disbelief, "The writer of this fan fiction."

Hinata quickly got to her seat with the you're-crazy face. Gaara face palmed. He got up and sat back in his seat, still slightly twitching. Being tasered is worse then getting nailed in the balls. Gaara shivered.

-After school-

A slight breeze picked up, sending shivers down Gaara's spine. Why do I get the feeling something bad's gonna happen? He wondered. Gaara past a set of railroad tracks. He was almost home.

"Hey babe." Gaara turned his head to see some hooligans harassing a girl, "Oi!" Gaara called, walking over to them, "Stop harassing her!" The hooligans turned around, "Huh! This isn't any of your business punk!" One of the guys sneered, "Now scram!"

Gaara punched the one that spoke on the jaw. The man screamed as he heard his jaw pop. It broke. When Gaara looked up, he saw none other then Hinata Hyuga. Great, Gaara thought, not noticing the second guy pull out a knife, it's the girl that thinks I'm a psycho.

One of the hooligans stuck the knife in Hinata's stomach. She spit out a little bit of blood before falling to the ground. Gaara stared in horror as she fell. The guy started to run towards Gaara, stabbing him in the heart before Gaara could dodge. Gaara fell to the floor with a big thump. He blacked out.

God, I guess I died! Oh well, at least I get to get away from my father.

"Hinata! Hinata!" Gaara awoke to a small cry. He opened his eyes and stared at the girl that was calling someone. The girl looked a lot like Hinata, maybe a few years younger. "I'm not Hina…" Gaara trailed off when he noticed something, "What are these!?" He stared in shock, grabbing the lumps on his chest. Gaara flew to his feet and ran to the closest mirror he could find. "Waaaaaaah!"

[A/N] Whew that took awhile! I actually wrote it at school. I showed this one guy that sits behind me, he also loves Naruto, and he said I should write more. I already wrote the next chapter, so I'm going to still post this even if no one like it.