The Ponderings of a Draconequus

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A/N: this takes place before, during and after "Keep Calm and Flutter On" and is told from Discord's POV.

Enjoy!

Ah nighttime in Canterlot, really the only time I ever have to myself these days. Since those little girly ponies re-encased me in this blasted stone, oh how I wish I could move again! But what's this? Some pony out for a midnight stroll? No, this late, no pony should be awake at this hour. But some pony is, I want to yell for them to show themselves but I don't. I can't. "Discord?" Celestia! Part of my black heart will always love that mare; the rest of me wants to yell at her if she came to gloat. "I don't know if you can hear me or not, but I need you and the magic inside you." What? Did she just say she "needs" me? Wait a minute, is that a blush I see under the moonlight? "I know you may not believe me Discord, but I believe that there is good inside you. And just one more thing." What more could she possibly – she kissed me! Celestia the princess of Equestria kissed me! "Good night Discord, I hope you were able to listen to what I said."

***Next Day***

I seriously wish I could yawn, these ponies are SO boring! Everything is so blasted routine around here; it makes me want to puke. Wait a minute, something's different. Celestia's back, with guards! Oh great, what now? "Be careful, I want him intact for the journey down to Ponyville." What? Ponyville? Why on Equestria would she want to take me there? Great, roped to a royal carriage, I've been degraded. Before I know it I'm in the air flying high above Canterlot and on my way down to Ponyville. Who knows, maybe if they let me out, I'll unleash some serious chaos. Yes, being evil is oh so much fun.