EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
RALPH WIGGUM
VS
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
BEGIN
[RALPH]
OKAY LITTLE PONY I'M GANNA COUNT TO THREE
WHEN I START THIS RAP YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO PEE
YOU DON'T STAAND A CHANCE WITH THE SIMPSONS SHOW
ALL YOU EVER DO IS MAKE PONY EQUAL AS YOU GO
YOU CAME IN THE CAMEOS IN AMENDING FENCES
I THINK YOU ARE DUMB DON'T NEED FOR OFFENSIVES
I THINK YOU ARE CRAPPY WITH YOUR MAGIC AND POWER
GO BACK TO CREEPY TOWN AND STAY THERE FOR HOUR
[STARLIGHT]
OH DON'T BE AN INSULT YOU DUMMY BUFFOON
YOUR IN LOVE WITH LISA SHE'LL BE GONE PRETTY SOON
SHE RATHER DATE MILLHOUSE AND NELSON BESIDE YOU
THAT BECAUSE YOUR A DIMMWITT AND YOU CAN'T EVEN USE
ALL YOU EVER LIKE TO DO IS MAKE THING UP
YOU ARE FAILING MISS HOOVER YOU GOT TO BE TOUGH
IF YOU EVER KISS MY PLOT WELL YEAH SCREW YOU
HELL EVEN ROD AND TOOD ARE BETTER THAN YOU
[RALPH]
OH YEAH THAT RIGHT WELL YOU ARE SO STUBBORN
WITH YOUR SHOW IT SUCK BECAUSE IT NEVER
I THINK YOU SHOULD DIE BECAUSE NOPONY LIKES YOU
WHEN YOU COME BACK IN THE END OF SEASON FIVE SCREW YOU
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FANGIRL
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD BE IN FOR A HURL
I WILL TELL SIDESHOW BOB TO KILL YOU IN THE SHOW
THAT WAY YOU CAN LEAVE TWIGHT AND HER FRIENDS ALONE
[STARLIGHT]
OH KEEP ON TALKING RALPH BUT YOU ARE NO GOOD POLICE
I'VE SEEN YOUR FUTURE YOU ARE DUMB AS A BEE
I THINK YOUR LIFE IS HORRIBLE WITH NO ONE EVER DATING YOU
EVEN BART SIMPSON IS COOLER THAN YOU
NEVER MIND YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU'LL NEVER BE A COP
IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOU'LL NEVER EVER STOP
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I HAVE MY OWN POWER
TIME TO CHANGE YOU EQUAL YOU POWERLESS FLOWER
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
