SeX Ed ?



The room of 6th graders sat quietly as the teacher, cleared his throat at the front of the room.

"Ok class, I would like to introduce you to your teachers for this class. This is Kid Icarus," the teacher said gesturing to a small red haired boy, with white wings. " And Megaman" indicating a slightly taller, and somewhat pudgy, green and yellow armored robot. They will be teaching you sex education." With that the teacher beat a hasty retreat.

The green robot turned to the staring eyes of the children. "Welcome kids to our mega sex ed class!" he grunted.

Several of the children's lips began to quiver.

"Yeah-icus ! Today we are gonna teach you....." Kid Icarus glanced down at the schedule, his face blancing. "oh shiticus !! "

"What's wrong Kid Icarus?" Megaman asked looking at his friends green complection. Kid Icarus, gave a nervous glance before handing him the schedule.

Oh...we're mega fucked !" The robot groaned.

"No.." Kid Icarus corrected him " that's what we have to teach....and" the winged boy cringed "with these.........tools?" he held up a pogo stick. Looking into the sea of faces, that were watching the two of them quietly. "Ahem yes well...um.....I'm not sure-icus how this part fits in....unnnn....but.." he jumped onto the pogo stick. "I know sex does involve a lot of bouncing...so..um...yeah.."

Megaman slapped Kid Icarus on the back of the head. "No stupid...this is how it's done"

he took the pogo stick and began to spin it over his head.

"I bet to differ !!" Icaruse cried " and how would you know, anything about sex, you're a robot...you don't even have a you know what!!"

Megaman smiled "I have many attachments......you should know."



***Shudder***



"And how much does a girly boy, know about it huh?" Megaman challenged.

"Girly boy!!" Icarus huffed.

"Oh come on...you wear a dress"

Icarus gasped " It's a Robe !!"

"Yeah whatever , and you don't wear underwear,....... I should know" the robot grinned.

"You pervert.!!!" Icarus grabbed the pogo stick and smashed him soundly across the head..

"OW!!!...That Megafucking Hurt !!!!!

"oooops sorry mega manicus!!" Kid Icarus laughed.

"Your mega gonna be!!Mega man snarled grabbing the pogo. " I'm gonna mega ram this pogo stick up your skirt , like this !!" He shoved the pogo stick at Kid Icarus, neatly skewing him.

"Ackk" the winged boy yelped."...not there.." he drop out cold on the floor.

Mega man blink, looking at the terrified students. "Um...and that is our Mega sex ed class for today kids......un..as you can see sex is dangerous....so....um...wait until...your ..older..a lot older....um..yeah..."



* authors note *



Yes we are evil ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!