Disclaimer: I don't own Hakkenden
The five Inu warriors were eating peacefully at the Konaya inn until….
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Murasame stole Shino's beef fillet.
"Murasame! Damn you, for stealing my meat!" Shino chasing a flying Murasame.
"It's Murasame's now~" Murasame flying around the dining room with Shino's beef fillet.
"Shino, it's rude to run around the dining room" Sosuke lecturing Shino.
"Give it back! Give back my beef fillet!"
"Impossible~" with that said Murasame feasted on the beef fillet.
"AHH! Spit it out! "URK(Murasame)" Spit my beef fillet out!" Shino choking Murasame.
"Shino, give that up. Here I'll give you mine" Genpachi offered some of his meat.
"Really!? Itadakimas- wait Genpachi your meat is rare! Eww it's still bloody, cook your meat properly damn it!"
"But I think it's best eating rare. Just as the meat would look when it's still dripping with blood."
"Aniki... The way you say it, is extremely disturbing" Kobungo looking disgusted.
GAME STARTS NOW
PLAYER STATUS
Shino: Alive
Murasame: Alive
Sosuke: Alive
Kobungo: Alive
Genpachi: Alive
Asakeno: Alive
"GRRRRR! Murasame Take this TURNIP HEAVEN* attack" A full plate of turnip heaven was flying towards Murasame, but missed and the peacefully eating Asakeno was hit face to face by the vegetable.
"And here I was eating peacefully…TAKE THIS LIVER ATTACK" Asakeno threw a plate of liver to Shino.
"GEH!" Shino fainted after contact with the cooked liver.
Shino: Fainted
"SHINO! I'll avenge you. TAKE THIS" "Aniki stop it you're going to waste the food!" Kobungo complained but Genpachi already threw a plate of half cooked beef fillet to Asakeno.
"HAH! You missed" Asakeno said with triumph.
Who was hit by the half cooked beef fillet? The unfortunate soul that just been revived.
"UGH stupid liver, damn you Keno—" The half cooked beef fillet went straight to his mouth and thus "UGH…"
"Thank you for the food, I'll take Shino to his room" Sosuke carried the fainted Shino and left.
Shino: K.O.
Sosuke: Resigned
"*sigh*When will this dinner end" Kobungo feeding Megu.
"I'm sorry Shino…this time for sure Keno, I'll hit you with this!" Genpachi threw a plate of Boiled Spinach* to Asakeno, finally hit him dead on.
"Don't think you've just won yet Genpachi" Asakeno threw a plate of Boiled Pumpkin* but hit Kobungo instead.
"Of all vegetables why Boiled Pumpkin**" Kobungo fainted after receiving a plate of boiled pumpkin on his mouth.
Kobungo: K.O.
"Keno I have a question" Genpachi asked.
"What is it?"
"What food do you dislike?"
"I'll tell you if you tell me what you dislike first"
"Fine, Chocolates**" Genpachi answered. Secretly Asakeno took out some Chocolates.
"It's fair to tell mine, I hate Pudding**" Asakeno answered. Genpachi secretly took out some Pudding.
Where did those sweets came from you ask? Who knows?
"TAKE THIS!" Both Genpachi and Asakeno threw the sweets and hit them dead on the face. Both of them fainted.
Genpachi: K.O.
Asakeno: K.O.
Who won the Food Fight? Who else but Murasame. How did he win?
1. Murasame was just flying around.
2. Murasame was feasting on the food while the others were busy fighting.
"Murasame Won" Murasame chirped.
*Turnip Heaven
*Boiled Spinach
*Boiled Pumpkin
*I was playing Rune Factory 3 while writing this fanfic.
**Boiled Pumpkin
**Chocolate
**Pudding
**I made Genpachi and the others dislike the food.
Thank you for reading :)
This is my first fanfic on Hakkenden, I'm sorry if they're OOC and if there are some wrong grammars.
Review is very much appreciated
