A/N: this is my very first fanfic and as you can see from the title this is going to be a series i can't say how many books are going to be in ther series. Actually that all depends on you if there is something you want tazi and zim to go through just tell me in a review or PM. Also i honestly don't think i did a good job making zim sound like zim as you'll see in the later chapters and stories so if there's something in my story that you don't think zim would say just tell me. constuctive critisism is always appreciative and welcome but please don't be mean just for the sake of being mean. also if you have an O.C. that you want to see in the series just let me know and tell me about them and who they should be in the series. any way enjoy the series. P.S. for my series since i can't figure out the time difference between irk and earth i just made it all the sameok so 1yr. on earth=1yr. on food-courtia and the other planets.


Prologue

"I hate him, I hate him, I HATE him." Ever since he got us exiled to foodcourtia and blamed me when it was his fault in the first place. I mean it was HIS idea to use the megadoomer while on our own planet. I told him to wait until we got to the planet we were sent to destroy. But nooo he had to use it right then and there and get us exiled. Ohhh he makes me so mad.

But if that weren't enough when we…no I found out about impending doom II and was kind enough to tell him about it, he locks me in a broom closet and just leaves without so much as a good bye. Not that I expected him to say goodbye but then again I never expected him to leave me here in this awful place either. Then when sizz-lorr found him and managed to bring him back a year later, he got all offended when I didn't say hi to him or even seem worried he was captured and brought back here. I told him that was because I didn't want to talk to him and I was glad he was back here. I told him just because he escaped and went to a planet didn't make him an invader, the tallest would have had to give him that status back and give him the planet and I was sure that didn't happen. Turns out I was wrong.

He began to tell me as soon as he left here he went to the tallest who personally made him an invader again and chose earth for him which was why he had to get back there before the foodening began. While he was here he told me all about the filthy planet he was sent to conquer. I just wanted to kill him right then and there. The only enjoyment I got was that it was torture for him to be back here and serve all these customers.

You see me and him (until further notice he shall remain nameless.) are actually identical twins and when i say identical i mean identical. If we stand next to each other you wouldn't be able to tell one from the other. We both have the same magenta colored eyes and our antennae look the same. (Even, though most female irkens have a swirled antennae.) Others who meet us say we even act alike (yeah right) and actually when we were smeets we were really close. That stopped though after he got us banished. Oh well it's not like I need anybody especially him. Invaders need no one. Oh right back to my story.

Then one day he told sizz-lorr he wanted to switch shifts with me so he could work in the kitchen and I would take the register. He agreed (I think it was because sizz-lorr knew I hated working the register.) to let us switch so we did. My first order was from that blob guy, eric. ugh how I hate that guy he takes forever to order then he sits there at his booth and eats all day ugh it drives me crazy. He finally told me what he wanted (about after an hour) and I told the nuisance in the kitchen. The order came out. I noticed it was heavier than it should be but I didn't really care I handed it to eric and he went to his table I took the next customer's order and gave it to the moron. I waited a few minutes then yelled back to the kitchen "HEY COME ON WE HAVE CUSTORMERS HERE!"

Silence followed. that struck me as extremely odd knowing him he would have yelled back not to rush him and blah blah blah. So I looked back in the kitchen to see why there was no comment come to find out he's gone again. I figured he couldn't have left the building since sizz-lorr had a bio-scan net around the building programmed so that if me or him left the building we would explode. The only way to get around it was if you were to bury yourself in a garbage can or something so it couldn't read your bio-signature. But sizz-lorr always checked the garbage before it left the door so it was impossible to escape that way believe me I've tried many times with no luck.

Then I remembered the unusually heavy meal I handed eric. Of course he disguised himself in the meal. I searched the building for eric to see him walk out the door. As soon as he did zim burst out of him somehow running to catch the next ship out of the planet without me…again. Ohhh I HATE HIM!


"I hate her, I hate her, I HATE her." Ever since she got us exiled to foodcourtia and blamed me when it was her fault in the first place. I mean it was HER idea to use the megadoomer while on our own planet and tell me to drive it. Ohhh she makes me so mad.

But if that weren't enough when we…no I found out about impending doom II and was kind enough to tell her about it, she said I was lying and to leave her alone so I locked her in a broom closet. I didn't even say good bye. Then when sizz-lorr found me and managed to bring me back a year later, thinking i was still exiled. He refused to hear what I had to say. When I had arrived she didn't even say so much as 'hi' to me or even seem worried I was back there. Which I'm not going to lie hurt a little. I mean I guess she was still mad about locking her in the closet but come on I was still her brother. She told me that was because she didn't want to talk to me and she was glad I was back here. She said just because I escaped and went to a planet didn't make me an invader, that the tallest would have had to give me that status back and give me the planet and she was sure that didn't happen.

To make her mad I began to tell her as soon as I left here I went to the tallest who personally made me an invader again and chose earth for me which was why I had to get back there before the foodening began. To make her madder I told her all about the filthy planet I was sent to conquer.

Also, you should know me and her (until further notice she shall remain nameless.) are actually identical twins. Others who meet us say we even act alike (yeah right) and actually when we were smeets we were really close. That stopped though after she got us banished like I said before. Oh well it's not like I need anybody especially her invaders need no one. Oh right back to my story.

Then one day I told sizz-lorr I wanted to switch shifts with her so I could work in the kitchen and she would take the register. You see I learned that if I disguised myself in that blob guy's food he would be fat enough to disguise my bio-signature. He agreed to let us switch so we did. Her first order was from that blob guy (which I knew it would be.) So after he ordered I made his food with me in it. I think she might have suspected something for a minute because she looked down at the tray before handing it over to the blob guy. After he left the restraunt I burst out of him and was heading for the nearest ship off this planet when sizz-lorr tried to catch me but I managed to escape him and I wiped his memory to make him forget what planet I was on so he couldn't come and bring me back to this planet. I just hoped she wouldn't tell him since I told her everything.


A/N: I plan on updating every friday. Hope you enjoyed the story so far. like i said constuctive critisism is welcome and basically everything i said in the beginning. so till the next chapter :)