Will Smith: Requiem
A fresh prince of belaire fan-fiction
It was the night before christmas and Will Smith was laying in his bed waiting until it was midnight and everyone was asleep. Will was planning to open his presents early to make sure they were not bad and terrible like last years presents. Operation Kinder surprise was go. Will smith creeped down the stairs in his black leather stealth suit pajamas muttering to himself in a voice of determination. "Eliminate the mercenaries guarding the presents, Secure the sweaters, this wont be too hard!".
Willis Smith sneaked from the stairs into the living room with great dexterity, sliding under doors and crawling along the ceiling with his deformed spider hands and slender body. The mercs shreik terror as will slides under the door and through into the living room where the Christmas tree was. ''Its Will! GET HIM" Yells one of the mercenaries as him and the other mercenaries barrel towards Will. "MPH! Detected!". Will Smith remembered what his best friend and mentor Eddie Murphy taught him and Morphed his body into a battle stance. Will Crouched down close to the carpet and prepared to attack! The first mercenary charged at Will but to no avail! Will had prepared a RAPID FIRE ATTACK! Will launched his rocket propelled fists right into the mercenaries stomach! Tearing his adversaries chest apart as the mercs internal organs and most of his blood slowly poured onto the antique rug as Wills fists continued to batter away at the mercenaries now empty chest cavity! As Will stepped back the now deceased merc folded over himself like collapsible bicycle and fell to the ground in a pool of blood guts and vomit.
"OWW! COME ON!" Will Smith beckoned the remaining mercs! Will Smith ran at the mercs like those ninja kids from his favorite show Naruto. dodging their attacks and tieing their limbs together like an impatient origami master trying to fold two peices of paper into a paper crane while looking at two pictures of the same pornography next to each other cross eyed in an attempt to make it 3D. Will then delivered two punches to both the mercs faces and their heads colapsed in on themselves and exploded into gore like poorly built snowmen. The mercenaries were vanquished. Now that the mercs were dealth with Will could begin phase two of operation Kinder Suprise.
Everything was going according to plan. After cleaning the blood and human entrails off the walls and the carpet Will began to open the presents with his Bowie knife revealing all the ancient sumerian artifacts and trans neptunian objects contained within the presents. Will stared at the presents contents in awe for a full five minutes. Suddenly! Carlton burst into the room and saw Will opening the presents! "Will!" carlton screamed like a little girl "I knew you'd try to open the presents again!" he continued like an idiot. Will stood up and screamed "CARLTON YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!" like the enraged poltergeist of Samuel L. Jackson! the intense sound waves emmited by Wills face shattered every bone in carltons body, causing him to deflate like a punctured balloon. This further caused Carltons body to snap in half like a tooth pick, spontainiously combust and rapibly disintergrate removing all evidence of his existance. Will Raised his arms in the air Victoriousy and began to dance around the living room like a ballerina on LSD. Happy with what he had accomplished Will re-purposed the disemboweled merc as a container for the presents and back flipped out the window and gracefully disapeared into the night sky.
