My name's Karkat Vantas, I'm not special in fact far fucking from it. I have back hair and red fucking eyes, yes I know I'm a scary as fuck asshole but deal with it. The only thing more unnatural than myself is my group of friends. There's Feferi (the weirdo popular), Eridan (science freak), Gamzee (Stoner), Equius (Phys-ed nerd), Vriska (Spider bitch), Terezi (Crazy blind chick), Kanaya (Fashionista), Nepeta (Cat obsessed), Sollux (Computer nerd), Tavroz (The handicapped), Aradia (Supernaturalist), Jade (Dog lover), Rose (The dark therapist), Dave (The coolkid), and john (The dork). That's all of us in all our amazing fucking lameness. Not to mention all the weird ass relationships. Lets start with the girls, There's Feferi and Aradia, Vriska and Terezi, Kanya and Rose, and last but not fucking Nepeta and Jade. Next would be the guys, Eridan and Sollux, Gamzee and Dave, And lastly John and myfucking self. And our happy little loners would be Equius, and Tavros.
So these are basically going to be stories of everyone and their relationships. Don't like a certain one don't read it, got it fuckers? So we're all on the same page great. Now to start with the god damn stories.
