Riri and bera

Riri and bera

August 18, 2008

Jacob stared ;D at Renesmee with wide eyez. She had just been borned by bella, who was knocked out after receiving Edward's quaint and modest venom. SPOLER!! Anways, he had just imprinted on her and since he was in love with her, he realized that it was her first ;D birthday! He jauntily runned to the store and got some lingerie. Raaawr. He needed some acshun if you catch mah drift. ;D The lovely Jacub soon learned that Renesmee woul need a bawcks for her prezzie! He snook into Longs Drugs and got a lil' cute blue box for Renesmee and card with a kawaii lemon ;D on the front. He then bought a pen. He wrote ON THE delicate cover, "I thought that we could have some fun with this- and remember, Letarrian Melton is Not your typical seven year old " ;D that was good. Saucy yet quant!

When Jacob got home he was sweaty with anticipation. He glared into the young babe's eyes. He gave her the lil' bag. She opened it with her supple hands. When she saw the lingerie she burped ;D and fell asleep. Jacob gingerly scooped her up and put the lingerie on her. She was so sexy! She had the biggest rack ever. Biger ;D than the big bad bot he had recently screwed.

"101001011100000010101-" Renesmee shushed Jacob. "No binary code tonight" she cooed. Jacob ;D laughed and kissed her gingerly. He slowly removed their clothes quaintly. He stared at Renesmees bootiful bod. Hawt. He started licking her then stopped at the lacey thong.

"oh Jacob, I want you inside of me." Breathed Renesmee. At that Emett glided in. "wassup?" he asked ;D quantly.Then he paused at the naked couple on the floor and grinned. Without saying a word, he padded over the Renesmee and Jacob and shot his massive meat in Renesmees face.

"whats all the hubba?" Edward asked in his usual tomfoolishery tone. "oh Edward. " said all ;D of them said in a ;D quant yet modest tone. Edward stripped done and did anal with Emett. Their nads collided gracefully.

Just then, Bella woke up and came down as a vampire Mary Sue. She flitted across to the lil' group and joined in. YAY!

P.S. Bella is a self insert for moi!! ;D