The Battle of the Animes!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, Tenchi Muyo, Pokemon, or any of the other anime I might have thrown in here, but I do own Sarah, The Chibi Scouts, Rayanne, and Anna. Kim belongs to Psycho Moon I don't have much money, so it's not worth suing me anyway.
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Sarah: "Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to the first annual 'Battle of the Animes!'"
Anna: "Today's contestants are…uh, who are they?"
Sarah: "You had the list…."
Anna: "No, I gave… Oh, here it is...J"
Sarah: "Well, read 'em off."
Anna: "Let's see…hmm…. Well, there's Ayeika, Ryoko, Sasami, and Tenchi from Tenchi Muyo."
Sarah: "Oh, Tenchi's here?!? Where, Where???"
Kim: "Back off Barbie, Tenchi's mine!!!" ((Sorry, Psycho Moon, you can use my characters in any little stupid fics like this too…))
::Ayeika and Ryoko turn to the announcers::
Ayeika & Ryoko: "TENCHI IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!"
:: They start chasing Kim, Sarah and Anna around the arena.::
Anna: "Girls, Girls, let's be Rational about this. We have to finish introducing!"
::Ayeika and Ryoko stop, glare at Anna, and return to the bench, lunging for Tenchi. Tenchi steps forward, letting the two girls bang their heads together.::
Sarah: "Also competing are Ash, Misty, Brock, and Tracy."
Kim: "And their Pokemon!"
Anna: "Also here today are the Sailor Scouts mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus…"
Sarah: "Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, and Saturn. Sailor Moon and Tuxedo mask will be watching from the stands."
::Sarah, Anna, and Kim all wave to Serena and Darien sitting in the bleachers.::
Kim: "Also joining us will be the Chibi Scouts, and Princess Serini, better known as Sailor New Moon."
Sarah: "Now for the rules- No extracting things from hammerspace, No World Destroying, No running ramped, No Cheating, No Tickling, and…"
Anna: "No Sanity!"
::The 3 start laughing and acting like insane weirdoes and run around in circles::
Author: Who's acting?
Anna: "Well, you wrote it…"
Author: I did no such thing!
Kim: "Well, can't you just, um…fix it?"
Author: Of course, I can! :) ::Pulls Laptop from hammerspace::
Sarah: You just broke the rules!!!
Author: :p' ::Erases and & acting::
::The 3 start laughing and acting like insane weirdoes and run around in circles::
Author: That's better! ;o) Now where were we
Kim: "As we were saying, there will be two contestants in each round, minus Pokemon/whatever."
Sarah: "Each match lasts until one contestant has been drained of energy and stamina. After the battles,"
Anna: "The contestants will be taken immediately to receive medical attention."
Kim: "With that taken care of, we will start the battles."
Sarah: "Each of the contestants shall put their names in this basket…"
Anna: "And Ryo-oki shall draw two names."
Sarah: "Ryo-oki? Ryo-oki??? Where are you?"
Sasami: "Check the vegetable Garden…"
::Sarah walked outside for a moment, then returned looking very steamed, with a content little cabbit perched on her shoulder.::
Sarah: "Loo…this…ca….cabbit…the…er…Ryo-oki…!?!"
Anna & Kim: "huh??"
Tenchi: "Ate all your carrots?"
Sarah: "Yes! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
Anna: Ryo-oki, chose two names from this basket."
::The cabbit closed its eyes and pulled out two strips of paper, then handed them to Kim.::
Kim: "And the first two contestants are…"
T.B.C.
