Disclaimer: I do not own X-men Sam I am. Nor do I have Green eggs and ham… But I Do Own Lilly and My Remy (Not gambit)

Lilly: Hello! Welcome To Dish Or Die!

*Curtain comes up revealing a Shark tank*

Remy: Lilly Mr. Producer said No Killer Sharks

Lilly: Dang it *Pulls out a Walkie-talkie* Take away the sharks

Remy: And NO Lions, Tigers, or Bears

Lilly: Oh Man *Says into the walkie talkie again* Cancel the circus of death…

Remy: Or anything that results in Death or Near-Death Experiences

Lilly: *In to the walkie-talkie for the last time* Cancel everything…

Remy: *pats Lilly head* Good Lilly

Lilly: *Bats His Hand Away* Anyway you may recognize us from our show Ranting With the Stars!

Remy: That is if KaylaRocks Would put up One of Our many episodes

Mysterious Author Voice: Hey! You're lucky I got to type this during A.I.M. Instead of doing homework Which is problem Why I have a C's in most of my classes But the A's On my test Get me through High school and Show that I know it…

Remy: Ok then… Anyway we need YOU to send in a comment, Question, Statement, Dare, Or anything else you'd Like to ask The Brotherhood, X-men, Lackeys, Mutants, Or Your Mama

Lilly: And we'll make sure they comply *Evil laugh*

Remy: But first you might want to know a little about us

Lilly: I'm Lillian Spring/Xavier! I'm KaylaRocks' Main character for everything she writes! I'm bubbly. In the X-men universe I am a Telepath, I can turn my skin diamond, Control through touch, and like the phoenix is in Jean, I Harbor an Evil Spirit of a mutant whose body died but was trapped inside my noggin… I'm The Daughter of Charles Xavier and I have A Major Crush on Pietro… I am Friends with just about every X-men, Brotherhood, and Acolytes Out there. I'm Sweet, naive, and gullible.

Remy: I'M Remy Bow. Lilly's Partner in crime. I Control Water and Air. I'm a run away mutant. I'm not to trusting so I'm stopping there.

Lilly: We will answer any questions just like the other mutants…

Remy: Here's what in store for chapters to come

~Chapter 1 – Meeting the Hostess with the Mostest

1st appearance – Lilly, Remy

~Chapter 2 – Something very entertaining this way comes! Ask The Brotherhood Boys… And Wanda and Tabitha

1st appearance – Pietro, Lance, Todd, Fred, Wanda, Tabby

~Chapter 3 – Family Therapy! 'Cause let's face… They need it!

1st appearance – Kurt, Rouge, Mystique

2nd appearance – Scott, Alex

3rd appearance – Logan, Sabertooth, X-23

4th appearance – Magneto, Pietro, Wanda

5th appearance – Cain Marko, Xavier

~Chapter 4 – Its not Opposite day!

1st appearance – Bobby,

2nd appearance – Xavier, Magneto

3rd appearance – Spyke, Pietro

~Chapter 5 – Cannon/Fanon Couples

1st appearance – Will depended

~ Chapter 6 – Will Add Later!

Lilly: Next are the Brotherhood boys so bring on The Torcher My Lovely Viewers