Disclaimer: I do not own X-men Sam I am. Nor do I have Green eggs and ham… But I Do Own Lilly and My Remy (Not gambit)
Lilly: Hello! Welcome To Dish Or Die!
*Curtain comes up revealing a Shark tank*
Remy: Lilly Mr. Producer said No Killer Sharks
Lilly: Dang it *Pulls out a Walkie-talkie* Take away the sharks
Remy: And NO Lions, Tigers, or Bears
Lilly: Oh Man *Says into the walkie talkie again* Cancel the circus of death…
Remy: Or anything that results in Death or Near-Death Experiences
Lilly: *In to the walkie-talkie for the last time* Cancel everything…
Remy: *pats Lilly head* Good Lilly
Lilly: *Bats His Hand Away* Anyway you may recognize us from our show Ranting With the Stars!
Remy: That is if KaylaRocks Would put up One of Our many episodes
Mysterious Author Voice: Hey! You're lucky I got to type this during A.I.M. Instead of doing homework Which is problem Why I have a C's in most of my classes But the A's On my test Get me through High school and Show that I know it…
Remy: Ok then… Anyway we need YOU to send in a comment, Question, Statement, Dare, Or anything else you'd Like to ask The Brotherhood, X-men, Lackeys, Mutants, Or Your Mama
Lilly: And we'll make sure they comply *Evil laugh*
Remy: But first you might want to know a little about us
Lilly: I'm Lillian Spring/Xavier! I'm KaylaRocks' Main character for everything she writes! I'm bubbly. In the X-men universe I am a Telepath, I can turn my skin diamond, Control through touch, and like the phoenix is in Jean, I Harbor an Evil Spirit of a mutant whose body died but was trapped inside my noggin… I'm The Daughter of Charles Xavier and I have A Major Crush on Pietro… I am Friends with just about every X-men, Brotherhood, and Acolytes Out there. I'm Sweet, naive, and gullible.
Remy: I'M Remy Bow. Lilly's Partner in crime. I Control Water and Air. I'm a run away mutant. I'm not to trusting so I'm stopping there.
Lilly: We will answer any questions just like the other mutants…
Remy: Here's what in store for chapters to come
~Chapter 1 – Meeting the Hostess with the Mostest
1st appearance – Lilly, Remy
~Chapter 2 – Something very entertaining this way comes! Ask The Brotherhood Boys… And Wanda and Tabitha
1st appearance – Pietro, Lance, Todd, Fred, Wanda, Tabby
~Chapter 3 – Family Therapy! 'Cause let's face… They need it!
1st appearance – Kurt, Rouge, Mystique
2nd appearance – Scott, Alex
3rd appearance – Logan, Sabertooth, X-23
4th appearance – Magneto, Pietro, Wanda
5th appearance – Cain Marko, Xavier
~Chapter 4 – Its not Opposite day!
1st appearance – Bobby,
2nd appearance – Xavier, Magneto
3rd appearance – Spyke, Pietro
~Chapter 5 – Cannon/Fanon Couples
1st appearance – Will depended
~ Chapter 6 – Will Add Later!
Lilly: Next are the Brotherhood boys so bring on The Torcher My Lovely Viewers
