What you cannot do in the world of Yugioh
9foxgrl
Made on a lark
9foxgrl talking
Kaiba talking
Joey talking
Yami talking
Yugi talking
"Hello readers. My name is 9foxgrl and I am reporting to you after a brief dive into the world of YuGiOh."
"THERE SHE IS!"
"GET HER BLUE EYES!"
BANG!
"Holy crap..."
"Tranquilizer gun, always a necessary percaution."
"Can I mind crush her yet?"
"HOLD ON A FLIPPING MOMENT!"
The trio backs away.
"Scary."
"Back to what I was saying. I have gone to their world and instigated a number of experiments to see the effects. Shall we now continue to the observations?"
"Blue eyes! Wake up!"
"It's only stunned."
"STUNNED? It looks like Wheeler when he's in a food coma!"
"Oy!"
Yugi/Yami
1. Tell yugi he is bipolar
2. take his deck
3. call him a runt
4. attempt to change his hairstyle
5. trap him in a building with crazy duelist who want the god cards
6. ask if he and yami ever have 'alone' time
7. ask if yami is his concious
8. set him up with rebecca on a date
9. threaten to throw the puzzle into a whirlpool
10. comit him to a mental hospital because he claims to see spirits
11. hire a priest to exorcise Yami
12. hire the guy from the 'The Exorcism' to take out yami
13. claim yami is a zombie stalker
14. tell yugi that he has spllit personality disorder
15. ask yami if he watches yugi sleep
17. everytime you see then you run up yelling 'hi spike!'
18. hire the paranormal team to see if they can see yami
19. try and see how long it will take for yami to snap by asking stupid questions
20. tell yami if he wants to know the truth he has to dress like indiana jones and get the golden beetle from under the sphinx
Joey
1. show him a kaibaxjoey yaoi fanfic; he'll have a heart attack
2. buy a lot of food and refuse to share with joey
3. set serenity up on a date with tristan then tell him tristan is going to date rape her
4. call him a mutt
5. buy him a dog plushie named joey
6. tell him mai is pregnant with his child
7. wait until he confronts mai and yell 'april fools' and run
8. tell him serenity is pregnant
9. repeat 7.
10. tell him tea and kaiba are secretly dating
11. give him a souped up racecar
12. tell him kaiba wants hims to represent Kaiba Corp as their driver in nascar
13. tell him his not the godfather of games, kaiba is
14. ban him from any and all dueling tournaments
15. get him banned from all fast food resturants
16. make him a vegan
17. film his relapse fom lack of meat
18. switch his deck with a lil kid's during a tournament
19. make him take ballet lessons
20. invite kaiba to his first recital
Kaiba
1. Insult blue eyes and hide his deck
2. insult mokuba
3. kidnap mokuba
4 ask kaiba if his duel tower was compensating for something
5. hire joey to ask that
6. give him a small yapping dog named Joey for christmas
7. tell him blue eyes toon dragon is the powa!
8. bug him every five minutes
9. help mokuba set him up on a blind date with Tea
10. call him by his step-father's name on purpose
11. tell him its shameful he was beaten by a midget
12. start singing 'Do you believe in magic' over the Kaiba corp intercom
13. blame 12. on Joey
14. mimick him as he yells at yugi
15. write 'it's our destiny' on his office window
16. repeat 15 on his mansion
17. tell him Tea is his arranged wife
18. video tape his reaction to 17
19. slap him in the face and do 'E's pep talk from the Incredibles after he loses to yugi again
20. set mokuba lose in their mansion hyped up on energy drinks
"There you have it folks. A helpful guide should you visit Domino City and encounter these duelists. Also if you do decide to travel beware of maniacs after your soul, if they have a Millennium Item they are probably trying to kill you."
"Hey...that's stereotypic..."
"If someone threatens to send you to the Shadow Realm and or sick their goons on youcease all attempts to annoy and flee the city and or dimension."
"Oh I'll call my goons on you alright..."
"Caution: Should the event come that Duel Monster come back to life do not capture one to intend to make your pet."
"Didn't you try to do that Joey?"
"Of course not."
"Right..."
Please review. Thank you.
Hm...a one shot of one of those ideas might be funny...let me know okay folks? Thanks.
