Today Shauna Is Getting Married. She Doesn't Want To Fall Down The Stairs So Wears A Rope Tied To the Top Of The Stairs. She Still Manages To Trip A Little. So Now Shes Married. DANCETIME (Music Plays)
She Dances With All The Faggots She Hates Including Nike Mewton. Now Here Comes Chrisboc. He Went Missing Cos' No-One Was Paying Attention To His Not Wearing Clothes To Raise Prices At Spar Protest. But Now He's Back. WITH CLOTHES Only Boxers. He Dances With Shauna But Gets Pissed Off Because She Said Supervalu. He Shakes & Everyone Laughs But He Runs Away Screaming SPAAAAARRRR!!!. Now RobEd Wants To Get On A Plane To Take Shauna To Amsterdam To Join the War In Her Wedding Dress Cos She Was To Lazy To Get Changed.

Shauna And RobEd Got Married Yesterday. So Now They Live On Edwarts-Moms-Name-Island. Its Nice Here (:. One Night EdRob Decides To Go Swimming Naked And No-one Wants To Know What Happens For The Rest Of The Night So We Skip To the Next Morning . Robwart Is Leaving And Tells Shauna He's Going Pinapple Shopping Even Though Shes Allergic. She Eats Some Chicken And Keeps Burping And It Smells NASTY.
Anyway She Doesn't Like It So Decides Shes Pregnant. She Gives Hayley A Buzz Who Went Through The Whole Pregnancy-Thing-With-Mutent-Baby-Nudger-Breaking-Dawns-And-Back-Thing. So Thay Have A Three Hour Chat In Which Hayley Tells Her Shes Not Pregnant Cos' Shes A Fucking Vampire How Could You Be So Slow You Moron. Now Shauna Is Sad Cos' She Threw Out The Chicken.