AN: Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie
The Book of Mormon belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Dave: Hello! My name is Elder Strider
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book
Rose: Hello! My name is Sister Lalonde
It's a book about America a long, long time ago
It has so many awesome parts
You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life
Jade: Hello! My name is Sister Harley
I would like to share with you this book of The Sufferer
Jane: Hello! My name is Sister Crocker
Did you know that The Signless lived here in the USA?
You can read all about it now
In this nifty book, it's free! No, you don't have to pay
Jake: Hello! My name is Elder English
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?
Hello! I'll just leave it here
It has a lot of information you can really use
Many at once: Hello! My name is –
You have a lovely home
It's an amazing book!
Bonjour! Ni Hao!
This book gives you the secret to eternal life
Eternal life –
Is super fun!
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done!
You sure?
That's fine
Have fun in hell
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life!
John: Hello! Would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jegus!
Big Boomy Voice From The Sky: No, no Elder Egbert! That's not how we do it! You're making things up again. Just stick to the approved dialogue. Elders, show him!
Many at once: Hello!
My name is –
John: Elder Egbert!
MAT: And we would like to share with you this book of The Sufferer!
Hello!
Hello!
Ding dong!
Heigh ho!
Just take this book!
It's free!
For you!
From me!
You see?
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life!
This book will change your life!
So you won't burn in...
Hell-o! You're gonna die someday!
But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way
Spend eternity with friends and family
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life
This book will change your life!
This book will change your life!
This book will change your life!
The Book of Homestuck!
Hello!
AN: 8luh, I'm gonna go die now. XXXXP
I saw the Book of Mormon on Broadway awhile ago, and the whole time all I could think of is the cast as homestuck characters. Its terrible I know, but hey, I fucking tried, and its 12 in the morning, shit happens
